#MyDreamHouseHas a room full of father john misties, a room where dogs are not allowed to be called good boys and a room where michael's mad
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@ModDelusion ME: The Riddler, cool clothes and insane sexual charisma YOU: Truman Burbank, "woke" pretender and virgin in denial -
@ApertureHeart YOU: ace ventura, late on rent and widely reviled ME: Ace Ventura when nature calls, wriggling nudely out of adversity -
@ModDelusion YOU: ace ventura singing butt opera to impress howler monkey ME: ace ventura wowing party guests with fur accessory performance -
@ApertureHeart ME: like a glove YOU: luh HOO. Suh her -
@ModDelusion ME: Prancing merrily across a beautiful altar which I deserve YOU: Let me guess... White Devil, White Devil? -
@ModDelusion YOU: trying to compose a tweetpic.twitter.com/P5SVE1e0Uq
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