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Rolling Stone. Formerly: The Guardian. Sometimes: Classical, Deadspin, GQ, SBNation, TNR, Vice. Bad Book Reviewer: . Registered sexhaver.

Upper Botwell, Hangleby-on-Wye
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Joined August 2008
Born on April 20, 1969
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 17

    A boner's not just meat. It's raised by thoughts & creates others who raise their own. It's a conduit—it's spiritual

    381 retweets 1,261 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

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  3. 3 hours ago

    i'm stoked, man, the internet's rising right tide at the RNC was 4 dozen egg-shaped incels sweating in lawn chairs

    Just remember the power is shifting buddy... you fascist SJW's time is coming to an end
    16 retweets 216 likes
  4. 5 hours ago

    "Are these guys Nazis, Walter?" "No, Donny, these are online Nazis. They watch 'Blacks On Blondes' videos and fuck Japanese body pillows."

    143 retweets 547 likes
  5. 6 hours ago

    Manafort implicated in pro-Russian protests against US troops via & whoooopsies!

    98 retweets 115 likes
  6. 7 hours ago

    Oh, never mind, I'm not seeing it anymore

    Jared Leto will play "a key role" in Blade Runner 2
    50 retweets 175 likes
  7. 7 hours ago

    lol my mentions, but i did figure out how to explain to a non-English speaker the concept of labored nasal breathing

    4 retweets 116 likes
  8. 7 hours ago

    JERRY: Mocker? What kind of name is The Mocker? GEORGE: He's The Mocker! He mocks!! KRAMER: Oh, you got mocked, Jer.

    Look at this prime snowflakes bio here, to realise how he be.. So triggered
    3 retweets 142 likes
  9. 7 hours ago

    Parade of media abominations crying poz-laden rivers of tears for Gawker is a confirmation that journalism is GRIDS.

    Most of the people celebrating Gawker shutting down are as good a confirmation you can hope for that it made enemies of all the right scum.
    3 retweets 9 likes
  10. 8 hours ago

    as a kid I couldn't wait to get my driver's license & be dead. at funerals I can't go NEAR the casket because I'm all, "that guy is so cool"

    3 retweets 24 likes
  11. 8 hours ago

    i don't even know where to start making fun of this

    20 retweets 233 likes
  12. 8 hours ago

    lol @ the stream of "so what you actually meant in your tweet was…" replies. sure, duder, whatever you need to invent to construct that own

    38 likes
  13. 9 hours ago

    As I was saying,

    1 retweet 35 likes
  14. 9 hours ago

    pathetic cowardly cucks like you are the reason bukkake films were invented

    5 retweets 13 likes
  15. 9 hours ago

    Rather be "scum" than a sjw PC faggot feminist CUCK 😅

    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. 9 hours ago

    Most of the people celebrating Gawker shutting down are as good a confirmation you can hope for that it made enemies of all the right scum.

    360 retweets 1,007 likes
  17. 24 hours ago

    "I'll answer your question w/ another question." *Flips table, detonates smokescreen, Aikido rolls out studio doors*

    0:25
    Trump's lawyer asks 'says who' when told Trump is losing
    171 retweets 558 likes
  18. 10 hours ago

    There's basically no deep bench for democratic politicians by 2024 so weird Twitter could probably get on that, vote dog boner for house

    22 retweets 98 likes
  19. 10 hours ago

    One argument for Gawker is that all those alums writing all those mealy-mouthed "to be sure"s never wrote like that when they were there.

    28 retweets 163 likes
  20. 10 hours ago

    Just bought a classic car. I'm going to park it inside a locked truck so people are like, "Whoa, what a cool truck."

    Per a source, Univision does "not intend to keep operating ."
    8 retweets 52 likes
  21. 18 Apr 2013

    "This here's a FlaK 40 12.8 gun. You know why they call it a 12.8 gun?" "Cause of the metric system?" "Check out the big brain on Hitler!"

    5 retweets 59 likes

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