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Rolling Stone. Formerly: The Guardian. Sometimes: Classical, Deadspin, GQ, SBNation, TNR, Vice. Bad Book Reviewer: . Registered sexhaver.

Upper Botwell, Hangleby-on-Wye
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Joined August 2008
Born on April 20, 1969
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 17

    A boner's not just meat. It's raised by thoughts & creates others who raise their own. It's a conduit—it's spiritual

    385 retweets 1,283 likes
  2. 5 hours ago

    like i was pretty certain that if push came to shove we could throw water on him to short him out or ask him to calculate pi or something

    8 retweets 71 likes
  3. 5 hours ago

    i miss romney, man. he scared me, but more like the way robots that're supposed to look like people but the skin suit is offkilter scares me

    18 retweets 109 likes
  4. Mar 20

    life is unfair

    26 retweets 237 likes
  5. Mar 20

    The last person Dale Earnhardt met before he died was Frankie Muniz

    3,013 retweets 6,996 likes
  6. 5 hours ago

    *staring out at rows of mourners, holding hand hand in the air over coffin* he knew memes

    3 retweets 27 likes
  7. 5 hours ago

    hi guys what's going on

    29 retweets 121 likes
  8. 6 hours ago

    i am the quiet and inevitable power with which the word "unsub " wormed its way into every other cop show and inevitably into your mouth irl

    4 retweets 38 likes
  9. 7 hours ago

    yep. EVERY part of this checks out

    8 retweets 69 likes
  10. 7 hours ago

    imagine how easy it is to get good camouflage for the planet of nothing but mid-1990s boomboxes from college dorms

    6 likes
  11. 9 hours ago

    who is this fuckface

    5 retweets 103 likes
  12. 14 hours ago

    in the series finale of Mindfreak, criss angel reveals that all along you were the Mindfreak

    5 retweets 87 likes
  13. 14 hours ago

    "[Sean Hannity] seems like the sort of man who would prefer to have sex with his shirt still tucked in." from

    19 retweets 67 likes
  14. 16 hours ago

    Democrats could've nominated basically any other candidate and won 48 states

    A powerful first two paragraphs from AP on Clinton and big donor access at State:
    103 retweets 216 likes
  15. Aug 17

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  16. 17 hours ago

    GIULIANI: I saw Magnetic Fields play Pony Bar in 1998. A ticket cost a nickel. HANNITY: This is before 69 Love Songs? GIULIANI: Way before

    54 retweets 184 likes
  17. 17 hours ago

    GIULIANI: When I was Mayor, we had the Strokes, we had LCD Sound—it was a golden age. HANNITY: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. GIULIANI: “Maps,” sure

    186 retweets 509 likes
  18. 20 hours ago

    My co-editor, , w/a sex worker journalist's farewell to media:

    12 retweets 7 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    when you make the mistake of searching youtube for an old supermarket ad that got stuck in your head:

    2 retweets 59 likes
  20. 20 hours ago

    c'mon Hitler whatcha waitin' for? dig in

    62 retweets 204 likes
  21. 20 hours ago

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