Ready to start the Christmas countdown…
BROOKE
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One workout and its big swimsuit energy around here all of a sudden...😂 (actually just really good lighting in this bathroom) I have a loooong way to go. Building a business is HARD. Eating right and getting workouts on top of it feels nearly impossible when you've already …
If you woke up today with everything you thanked God for, what would you have?
I'm a Big Mac make ya wanna eat that
Like m-m-m-m-m, yak it ta the yak🤪 (5'10" to be exact)
Rest In Peace, my sweet friend. You deserve to be somewhere better than this harsh world. It was never fair you. Ever. I just wish they could have seen all that you were and all you were about to be. I’m so grateful I got to know your KINDNESS, silliness, heart and TALENT. Y…
This face reminds me of when I’m hungry and someone is holding me hostage in a pointless conversation. Talk to me about aliens, dogs… or feed me. Those are the options. 😂
Photoshoots are my least favorite experience. Caked on makeup, sunless tanner, boob sweat, sticky hairspray … TONS of awkward photos that make you want to wear a blanket over your entire body for the rest of your life… then one good one.
T h e m o r e I f i n d m y s e l f ,
t h e m o r e p e o p l e I l o s e .
It’s quite impressive what a woman can hold in her top. Cause if we need to multi task, that’s just the go to “hold something for a minute spot.” It’s also the “oh look! Popcorn!” spot. Lol I have no doubt had my phone, full wallet, and plane ticket/protein bar etc in there…
Hey yo. It ain’t over till it’s over. Praying Scott Hall kicks out at 2 n a half. Wolves are tough and miracles DO happen. As the best and sweetest “bad guy” said - “Bad times don’t last, but bad guys do.” Let’s start a #PackPrayer for Scott!!!
Throwback to Miami Beach Brookie. I think it’s time history repeats itself... 🌴🥰
So grateful for the sunshine and the rain! Literally. My two favorite things!
I have received multiple messages from people that think you are talking to me on another app… its not me! Do NOT give anyone your hard earned money and stop talking to “fake me” cause it ain’t me! And although I’m sure I’d love you in real life, I’m not sweet talking you vi…
Finally bikini weather!
Fun fact: I am not an “I love the seasons” person. 95° + humid, or bust for me.
Ok... one or two weeks of fall weather is cool. But that’s where I draw the line! 😂
Auditioning for the next Scary Movie. This is the part where I just got done running through the sprinklers back to the house where the killer is, and I don’t know how to unlock my own door. 🤡
#Wasssssuuuuppppp
🎶The hillllls are aliveeee with the sound of bullshhhh…oh hey happy Monday! 😆
Feeling fresh and ready for this beautiful new year FULL of possibilities!!! 😝
Little inside scoop. When we filmed (well, when anyone films) we had to wear these little audio “packs” that were connected to a tiny microphone in our shirt. Not only did they get hotter than the sun, and made me feel like I was going through menopause in my early 20s, they…
It’s a rare thing when my lashes are good and I have makeup on because quite frankly, I’m a wash n wear girl. BUT I’m wearing my favorite hoodie. I thought was a nice opportunity to post a photo of what every person deems important on Instagram… Just MYSELF. 🫥😂
Who would have thought I’d have a tool collection more extensive than a dude that loves hardware store trips? Seriously, they love it like women love Target. I just happen to know how to do Just. About. Everything. Home related now. Ignorance was bliss 😂
Happy Sunday! Although I would rather be sitting in the sun with WARM Florida weather, I’m still grateful for sunshine in Tennessee! It’s a beautiful day to be alive! Count your blessings. ☀️
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over they bay, they’d be called bagels. 🥯
Daddy, you may have sold out arenas, hugged millions of fans, helped so many people, survived two plane crashes, the highs and lows of the entertainment business, and even raised a big stinky giant over your head making HISTORY... but you’re a legend to ME because you are my…
This Florida girl loves the heat, but wouldn’t mind some fall weather, spanx leather, and a cozy sweater right now! 🍁
Hard at work on some seriously cool @bbdesignsbybrooke projects!
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." 🐢💕
Successful #Mania weekend! Off to knock some AirBnBs out in Music City! Oh, and that “Louis” in the background? Walmart. You’re welcome, ladies. 😉
@bbdesignsbybrooke
My gosh, daddy. I sure love you. Through thick n thin. I’ll always be a daddy’s girl and I’ll love you long after this life... AKA forever! I hope you’re my daddy in every life after this one too. I’m a lucky girl to have you. Can’t wait to spend more sunsets, more talks, mo…
Happy Valentine’s Day... from one beach to another🌴
(Just kidding, I’m in cold Tennessee dreaming about a beach.)
To post or not to post... ehhh it’s Wednesday. Good enough reason.
This actually reminds me of the movie Splash with Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah. One of my favorite movies... 🧜🏼♀️🥰
“Brooke, don’t even mess your heels up steppin’ on those haters. Step over em.” -
I can hear the waves calling...
Thank you @brosophotography for always making me look and feel like a mermaid on my hometown beach! 🧜🏼♀️
So… if you haven’t heard, I started an AirBnB design company in Nashville a few years ago, and it’s doing really well! Built from the ground up by me and only me (yes, seriously for you haters.)
Anyway, we’re doing so well, we have to expand our already awesome team!
Sin…
I’ll be at MEGACON in Orlando, FL THIS WEEKEND! May 21 and 22 compliments of Alpha Omega Certification Services! Gonna be funnnnnnn!
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house. 🎅🏼 instagr.am/p/CH_G-GBAfh8/
When you’re tall, sometimes you don’t fit into the whole frame😂
When you’re different, sometimes you don’t fit into what people want or expect from you.
Be different anyway.
Photo by the ever so talented @brosophotography
(Maybe this time it’ll stay up? Wth?)
I’ve been so busy with @bbdesignsbybrooke houses, I forgot what it feels like to put on makeup and feel pretty! I’m in workout clothes with my hair in a bun sweating my booty off every day pretty much the last 3 years since I started it. (Starting your own business is no jok…
Music news soon. Nothin and no one holding me back for the first time in a long time. I’ve been nice, tried to do it the way everyone said to, and all I did was wait. From the outside- so many people are like “what the heck is up with her music career?” Answer: I never took …
Some things never change and I’m totally okay with that ❤️ #BFF
Thanks to my sweetheart who captured this moment…
Surprise! As a nice little kick off to the year, “Move” is up and rocking on all streaming platforms!
As you guys know, getting my music going has been an interesting journey, sometimes sad. Last year, we lost the heart and soul of my new music project, Jared. J was a grea…
My face when I’m clever enough to use “your mom” as an answer for the 5,476th time in one day.
This morning I started off strong. Someone asked me what my address was, and I said “oh it’s your moms house.”
Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
My best guy friend since KINDERGARTEN came by the signing today and our childish ways came out😂love you @johnacovacci ❤️
I wanted so badly to believe a miracle (I had hoped for) would happen… but God has his own way of miracles, and I try to remember that. Scott passing on to the higher realm is just one of them. We love you, Scott. Live it up with the big man up there❤️
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Hey yo. It ain’t over till it’s over. Praying Scott Hall kicks out at 2 n a half. Wolves are tough and miracles DO happen. As the best and sweetest “bad guy” said - “Bad times don’t last, but bad guys do.” Let’s start a #PackPrayer for Scott!!!
Well guys! Said I’d have some music news, and today is the day I announce what the heck it is. It’s taken a while to get the files, CDs, old hard drives etc together. I’ve written and recorded HUNDREDS of songs that have never seen the light of day. As I get older, and look …
What does a rabbit and an elephant have in common?
both start with the letter R if the elephant’s name is Raul.
They threw me against the wall and I stuck...💥
Along with whatever else is there on the wall next to me😂
You don’t have a soul. You ARE a soul that has a body. instagr.am/p/CHoJ1kzglGp/
Random facts:
-I use my phone mostly as a phone. Ok it’s cool that it does email and Instagram. Don’t ask me to download a thing to upload it to another thing. It won’t happen.
-the last time I used a computer was to burn a CD with Natalie Imbruglia on it.
-I hate posting …
Here we go again! You know I can’t stay away from these things. Last convention I bought a bunch of vintage Hulkamania stuff. Plus I love seeing the fans!
I’ll be at MEGACON in Orlando, FL THIS WEEKEND! May 21 and 22 compliments of Alpha Omega Certification Services!
Sha…
Took a few moments to reminisce on some cool “Dad” moments… pictures like these I’m just like GEEZ my dad is a beast… I’m so proud of him… I see so much hard work. Blood, sweat, tears, no sleep, drama, hardships, challenges… can you imagine the things he’s experienced? A…
“You can’t be a music artist AND a beach girl, AND do TV, AND have different looks, and be sexy, and silly, and a tomboy, and a girlie girl, and preach your faith! It’s just too much!”
Me: 🤳🏼🤳🏼🤳🏼
Hey, at least we can dream about the beach on this glo… instagr.am/p/CGicE3AADP1/
I’m a sucker for wrestling conventions. The fans are so nice! Cant wait to see you guys!
“Because I have a brother, I’ll always have a friend.”
Happy happy birthday to my sweet baby brother who has always been like a big brother to me. You are wise beyond your years and so funny and kind. I’m so proud of how far you come, but mostly how lovely your heart is. Yo…
My arm muscles are made from 10% gym, 20% carrying my dog, and 70% blow drying my hair... 💁🏼♀️
“Sometimes, people think they know you. They know a few facts about you, and piece you together in a way that makes sense to them. And if you don’t know yourself very well, you might even believe that they are right. But the truth is, that isn’t you. That isn’t you at all.”
Getting pretty excited to start releasing this music guys! Working out final details and we will have the release schedule for you soon! Stay tuned! Can’t wait! 🥰
What did the shark say when it ate the clown fish?
... “tastes funny.” (Ba dum tsk)
Still love these shots from @brosophotography ... ready for the beach again already! Have a great day, everyone!
