Naif Bartlett

@MizsterB

the therapist pumping through your twitters, delivering just what you need

boeing jets, global express
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Joined March 2011
Born on August 27, 1992
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 3

    📂 Resumé └📂 Talents └ 📄 Exceptional at derailing meetings and discussions

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  2. 4 hours ago

    Can't at all blame him. The other 28,000+ students enrolled there should take note of this. If you have the opportunity to leave kansas, why the hell would you stay?

    KU officially releases that Malik Newman has declared for the NBA and will leave the program.
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  3. 6 hours ago

    Just found out is happening the same time I'll be in Croatia this August. I'm going to lose my mind. I'm going to willingly throw it into the sea

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  4. 7 hours ago

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    Here's your Summerfest lineup, presented by !
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  5. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Day 220 without Game of Thrones

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  6. Apr 2

    hot take time gonna be hot 🔥🔥🔥 take 🔥 🔥 🔥 already burnin u ready? whew hot here goes is an anticlimactic song, saps the excitement and thrill out of the video montage, and is ultimately a weak way to end the tournament. the song sucks. every year

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  7. Apr 2

    remember those innocent, carefree childhood days when you and your friends would kick back and snort a pack of Smarties or Sweet Tarts? this just doesn't seem as appealing

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  8. Apr 1

    three straight games of HQ in which I've lost on Q-11 and would have gotten Q-12. if I'm ever in need of money up front for life-saving surgery and I'm short $64.75, I'll remember this cursed week.

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    “Bruh this party only got 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread” “Don’t trip I got y’all... finna pull up in 10”

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  10. Mar 31

    Villanova 4 prez

    These last two performances by Villanova in the national semifinals have been insane. Beat Oklahoma by 44 two years ago and now pounded Kansas tonight in a game that was never in doubt.
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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    20 minutes from next basketball season for KU

    20 minutes from football season for KU
    4 replies 68 retweets 500 likes
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  12. Mar 31

    @ me next time

    $36,737: What one fan paid on StubHub, including fees, for four tickets to tonight’s games. Seats located six rows off wood in line with free throw line.
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  13. Mar 28

    just rode a horse around two miles up rainforested mountains and swam beneath a 250-ft waterfall with a dog that has followed us for the entire hike. if my mid-twenties can just never end I'll die happy (whenever the inevitable heat death of the universe kills my mid-twenties)

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  14. Mar 24

    came second to a German in a beach Iron Man competition but tbh we've got the all-time scoreboard so WHATEVS

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  15. Mar 23

    never coming back to Missouri. I'm so goddamn disappointed in you PEOPLE

    You picked 'em, now it's time to decide which messages are headed to the Final Four. Round 2 of starts now!
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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 20

    I WANT A GIRL WITH A SHORT SKIRT AND A LOOOOONG LIST OF IDEAS ABOUT BOOSTING AWARENESS FOR WOLF CONSERVATION

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  17. Mar 21

    forever my favorite thread, and it just keeps on giving

    Going to start a new series called "Nutmegs as Great Philosophical Arguments"
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  18. Mar 21

    all DAY

    Replying to @MizsterB @HarrisonMcLean
    You know, we just want you to do you.
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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 21

    i like going on twitter

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  20. Mar 21

    mac n cheese with regular ol' elbow noodles should be eaten with a SPOON. are the rest of you neanderthals or ???

    Do You Eat These Foods With A Fork Or Spoon?
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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    Vine thread of universities/ colleges in Missouri:

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