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Sorry. Don’t want to drag everyone down but the consequences are unimaginable. We need Wonder Woman. Someone get on that.
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"Animals sneeze. Dogs sneeze. Cats sneeze. Have you ever seen a cat sneeze? It's adorable." -
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Man, it smells like that overused Brand New lyric outside.
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I replied to the President with a clarification of his inflammatory and misleading tweet. Give it a like if you want more people to see it.https://twitter.com/hankgreen/status/871351065425268736 …
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"I will not sacrifice grammar for humor!"
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Maybe Trump realizes how bad he is at being President and figures if he completely destroys the Earth he won't have to face any consequences
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DEAR REST OF WORLD: Sorry we're hurting you but less than half our population voted for this so we have to do it. I know...it's confusing.
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If you're in Nashville and not seeing
@vcsleepclinic and@mtnslikewax tonight then what are you even doing with your life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Being an adult means making mac and cheese at 1am.
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"This is a dream that I've had since lunch, and I'm not giving up on it now."
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Accidentally left $60 at the Kroger self-checkout today. So, that's how my Wednesday is going.
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Second Planet is now available for preorder on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iTunes

#SecondPlanet https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0999010107/ref=mp_s_a_1_4_twi_pap_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1495042580&sr=8-4&keywords=second+planet …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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if you were as bad at your job as the president is at his, there'd be a bidding war in management over who gets to tell you you're fired
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Falling asleep to the sound of gunshots in the distance is always fun. I guess.
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Can't be under FBI investigation if there's no FBI Director.pic.twitter.com/nt2oSnMM6V
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@ dude who has been in the bathroom for 20 mins: did u fall asleep? plz wake up.
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The moon is a giant space egg we just need to send an astronaut up there to sit on it so it will hatch
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Anywhere that plays Kendrick, Drake, and J. Cole back to back is an A+ establishment.
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