Mitch Morton

@MitchTheMort

One man trapped in the eternal struggle of remaining interesting, 140 characters at a time.

Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    4 Jul 2019

    The cross is more beautiful than any flag and more powerful than any war machine.

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  2. Retweeted
    8 Jan 2015

    "The Table I long for, the Church I long for, is one where all are not just welcome but desperately & fiercely wanted." -

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  3. Retweeted
    11 Jul 2014

    This morning Ian stopped smelling like a baby and started smelling like poop.

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  4. 12 Jun 2014

    I'll confess: I'd be disappointed to find out that the NSA wasn't actually spying on me. I like the attention.

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  5. 2 Jun 2014

    ~8 months from now: "Apple urges users of the app '!~F@NcYk3yS~!' to change their passwords. . . "

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    23 Apr 2014
    Replying to

    @TotalSurrender7 Why does the act of asking questions make a persons theology suspect?

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  7. 24 Apr 2014

    'Jars' have always been a favorite of mine, and ever more so after the conversation stirred up today. :)

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  8. 31 Jan 2014

    So hypothetically, if you accidentally shave off one of your eyebrows, what's the best way to proceed? Hypothetically.

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  9. 17 Jan 2014

    “Consoler of the Lonely” by The Raconteurs is my new jam. Listen:

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  10. 16 Jan 2014

    So, I stumble and I sway into the room and I fade I hope my darkest days are behind me

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  11. 2 Jan 2014

    I'm getting a one-year subscription to magazine - thanks to and !

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    25 Dec 2013

    I think Prometheus really gave man an HP dv6 laptop.

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  13. 11 Dec 2013

    I've got this wonderfully mediocre "chomping at the bit" joke that I'm saving for when I meet a Perl developer. Someday. . .

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  14. 1 Dec 2013

    Just get me a bottle of Dayquil and a bendy straw and I'll be set.

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    30 Nov 2013

    "In my experience, self-hatred is the dominant malaise crippling Christians and stifling their growth in the Holy Spirit." Brennan Manning

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  16. 28 Nov 2013

    The term "Black Friday" is apparently a source of racial tension for my family.

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  17. 26 Nov 2013

    "Oh look, snowflakes! I think I'll crash on the interstate!" -The entire city of Louisville

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  18. 26 Nov 2013

    "No country is more than six meals away from a revolution"

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  19. 28 Oct 2013

    Feelin' pretty Wilco up in here today.

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  20. Retweeted
    13 Oct 2013

    No amount of falls will really undo us if we keep on picking ourselves up each time.

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