Mitch Ryden

@MitchRyden

If you're not making mistakes, you're doing something wrong. Which means you're making a mistake...which means you're fine. I don't know.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2013.

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  1. 26. sij

    I can't believe Magic Johnson outlived Kobe Bryant.

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  2. 18. ruj 2019.

    Im absolutely sure. Every night spent sleeping on an air mattress takes one month off your life expectancy.

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  3. 15. ruj 2019.

    Milk steak. Boiled hard. Side of jelly beans.

    Prikaži ovu nit
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  4. 22. svi 2019.

    Life is good. I am very lucky. That is all.

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  5. 4. svi 2019.

    Your house isn't haunted, you're lonely.

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  6. 1. svi 2019.

    You guys remember Windows Vista? Pretty frickin wild, right?

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  7. 30. tra 2019.

    I burnt my bagel in the toaster, but I ate it anyway because I didn't want to waste it. It was gross. I wish I had made a new one. Send help. 1 like=1 prayer

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  8. 21. ožu 2019.

    If only I knew, what you would drag me in to.

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  9. 24. velj 2019.

    The truth is what the facts are. We know the facts are indeed facts, because we can show them to be factual. So, if you don't care what the facts are, then you don't care what the truth is.

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  10. 23. ožu 2018.

    I'm extremely passionate about people not owning Fiats. I'm talking to you .

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  11. 20. velj 2018.

    I want Kum & Go to go bankrupt just so some bullshit local news channel will run with the headline " Kum & Go; more like Came & Went!"

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  12. 1. ruj 2017.

    Four years ago, some kid told me he "only listens to trap music" and I still think about him everyday.

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    4. lip 2017.

    At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread

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  14. 7. svi 2017.

    I don't give a shit about Matchbox 20.

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    7. ožu 2016.

    if you order a mcflurry 8 days in a row that's called a mcturbo and they have to let you see the shed where they keep grimace

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  16. 11. ožu 2017.

    Just saw the new trailer, and I have idea for a much better title: "Vin Diesel Money Grabbing Jerk Off Festival 8"

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  17. 18. velj 2017.

    Chrono Cross is a better game than Chrono Trigger. There. I said it.

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    18. sij 2017.

    I used to call Mitch Ryden, Mitch Foreskin cuz I would add tiny bits of dick to his Cologne that I would acquire from bris' I would attend

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  19. 28. pro 2016.

    Wait so is Johnathan Taylor Thomas gay? Why did no one inform me?

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