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Greta & Astrid’s Dad. Remainer. Skeptic. So-called "comedian". Songwronger. If I haven’t replied it’s probably because I’ve muted you.

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    Mitch Deepliest Unhelpfulest Benn  🇪🇺‏Verified account @MitchBenn Apr 25

    Angry backed-up white males: You’re not “incel”; you’re celbynofabuyrs (celibate by nobody’s fault but yours). Start regarding female sexual attention as something to be earned, rather than something yours by right which you’re being unfairly denied, and you might even get some.

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      2. Sarah Brand‏ @sarahgailbrand Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        Nah they won’t

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      3. Mitch Deepliest Unhelpfulest Benn  🇪🇺‏Verified account @MitchBenn Apr 25
        Replying to @sarahgailbrand

        Well not from you anyway 😜

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Sarah Brand‏ @sarahgailbrand Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        Surely they have enough problems.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Mitch Deepliest Unhelpfulest Benn  🇪🇺‏Verified account @MitchBenn Apr 25
        Replying to @sarahgailbrand

        😂

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      6. Sarah Brand‏ @sarahgailbrand Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        #amirite

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      7. Mitch Deepliest Unhelpfulest Benn  🇪🇺‏Verified account @MitchBenn Apr 25
        Replying to @sarahgailbrand

        #damrite

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      2. Jooliargh‏ @jooliargh Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        'Earning' could be read as hard work which produce automatic results. Nope. Also requires the serendipitous meeting of two people who are into each other at the same time. (Chances of which are dramatically higher if you know some women who don't think you're a dick.)

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      3. Mitch Deepliest Unhelpfulest Benn  🇪🇺‏Verified account @MitchBenn Apr 25
        Replying to @jooliargh

        Good point; I meant earn in the sense of “deserve” rather than simply “put the hours in” and perhaps I should have made that clearer

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. Dwarvenhobble‏ @Dwavenhobble Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        Dear Mitch Benn, claiming Female sexual attention can be earned is an extremely sexist attitude that creates toxic entitled people. Female sexual attraction can only be freely given there is not some threshold at which point it is earned.

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      3. Mitch Deepliest Unhelpfulest Benn  🇪🇺‏Verified account @MitchBenn Apr 25
        Replying to @Dwavenhobble

        By “earned” I meant deserved or merited rather than “qualified for”. Sorry if I wasn’t clear.

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      4. Dwarvenhobble‏ @Dwavenhobble Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        it's fine I was just doing it to make a point about different standards being applicable. Don't worry I'm not the kind of super PC person who'd want to mob you like happened to Joss Whedon in the past (image for reference as to what happened to him)pic.twitter.com/jQW779E242

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      1. markusb‏ @NotMarcusB Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        Tip for entitled teenage boys: If a bunch of women reject you, the common factor is not that they’re women.

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      1. CatherINe N‏ @MissNortonC Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        Yep. If you genuinely want women's love, respect and sexual interest, stop behaving as if you consider them to be an inferior and despised life form.

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      2.  👻 Zombie Jarvis Cockers Microphone Stand 🎙  🏳️‍🌈‏ @justwoodall Apr 25
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        As long as we keep having to tell certain men things like this there is always going to be a problem: https://twitter.com/justwoodall/status/988668373767684097?s=19 …

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      3. Feminazgûl‏ @OHallFowler Apr 25
        Replying to @justwoodall @MitchBenn

        I guess Mr. 4 Followers has it all figured out.pic.twitter.com/fm4oLijTyM

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. nop da call‏ @nopdacall Apr 25
        Replying to @OHallFowler @justwoodall @MitchBenn

        You appear to have used number of followers as an attempted put down which suggests the number followers you have has a value to you. And you have an utterly pitiful 300 despite following 400 odd at 7500 tweets. Have you no self awareness?

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      2. Oddball's Lament‏ @TheCynicalEye Apr 25
        Replying to @MitchBenn

        Or they could just come out already.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Robert Green‏ @Bob790 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheCynicalEye @MitchBenn

        That just changes the list of people who will reject them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      5. Robert Green‏ @Bob790 Apr 25
        Replying to @31ltolox @TheCynicalEye @MitchBenn

        They can do that anyway

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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