Mitch Benn  Verified account

@MitchBenn

Remainer. Skeptic. So-called "comedian". Songwronger. If I haven’t replied it’s probably because I’ve muted you.

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Joined February 2009

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    HAPPIER NEW YEAR My best wishes for the year ahead, in the certain knowledge that it can’t be worse than the last one. Can it...?

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  2. We are seen from Washington as a senile old country that’s alone and living in the past.

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  3. A “jobs-first Brexit”? You might as well call for a patients-first disease. My column

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  4. Jan 3

    I wrote about skincare, millionaires who swear it’s all just sleep and hydration, and how women’s media often tries to play dumb on class aesthetics.

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  5. You couldn't make this up. We have to get a Dutch firm in to dredge the port of Ramsgate for a ferry firm that doesn't have any ferries in case of a "no deal" that nobody wants.

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  6. Summer of ‘76... Remember it very well. NOT a good time to be wearing Stormtrooper armour

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  7. Jan 3

    Distressing thread. Meanwhile today's Telegraph headline hails the 57% of Tory members (that's 70k people out of a UK pop of 66 mill) who approve of a Hard Brexit. Let's call this out for what it is: a coup d'état that will inflict misery on millions to satisfy those 70k bigots.

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  8. 13 hours ago

    So the Leave campaign not only overspent, but did so with stolen money. Classy

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  9. Between 1968 and 1998, 3% of the population of Northern Ireland were either killled or injured. People who call the border issue a ‘phantom’ issue need to get back in the hole they came from.

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  10. Jan 2

    One time a woman tweeted about her period pain I noticed something was wrong with what she described and urged her to go to an OBGYN thinking she had a cyst turned out she had ovarian cancer and she caught it early froze some eggs all because she tweeted about her period

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  11. Give voting rights to EU citizens in the UK and Brits abroad in a People's Vote - Petitions Keep signing and circulating. We must get this to 100.000 signatures for it to be debated by parliament. Your support is essential!

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  12. Jan 4

    “It’s time to wake up from the dream and face the facts.” The UK’s former representative to the EU, Sir Ivan Rogers delivers a devastating critique on Brexit. Both Remainers and Brexiters should read this.

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  13. 13 Sep 2018

    Twitter 2009. I like apples. I like pears. That’s cool. Yeah. Twitter 2018. I like apples. So you’re anti pears then. No, I just prefer apples. So you hate pears. I never said that. Fucking pear hater. I don’t hate pears! Yes you do. You make me sick. Scum.

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  14. 14 hours ago

    Let's rename films badly: Back To The Future - Incest Time Machine Psycho - Don't Shower! Schindler's List - The Good Nazi Raiders of the Lost Ark - Mr Whippy Alien - SPACE JAWS! Aliens - SPACES JAWES! Join in at

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  15. 16 hours ago

    Is it time for Remainers to hold a General Strike?

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  19. Hey Michael! I know EVERYTHING about Star Wars IX. You're welcome. 💙

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  20. 20 hours ago

    That video of Alexandra Occasio-Cortez dancing to Listzomania on a rooftop is absolutely amazing and just cements my opinion that she will be President in the next 20 years.

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  21. Jan 4

    And this, in case anyone was wondering, is why Remainers like Hunt & Javid are abandoning their constituents & convictions. Their leadership dreams rest on the support of these people. Career before country. All day long.

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