let me teach you a lesson 
mesmerizing & precarious 
nightmare shadow(ban) person 
She/Her/Dr. 
Personally I can't stand hearing people refer to their so's as Bae 
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White ppl doing this make me want to stick pencils in my eyes
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I miss my bubbe
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‘Wifey’ is a close 2nd but where would our inside joke of using ‘Whiffy’ fall?
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no and also i hate mommy - mommy blogger, mommy juice (wine), all of it, it's so reductive and infantilizing like it may have a place in certain circumstances but in everyday parlance it makes me wanna puke
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Daddy, on the other hand,
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Acceptable if the husband is a bear
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