let me teach you a lesson 
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She/Her/Dr. 
What ever gave me the idea that I could handle having white sheets at the rate I injure myself 
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Y’all thought this tweet was gonna be about jizz, huh
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My money was on "blood" for what it's worth.
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…sex blood lol?
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Yea, I'll admit it. Sorry.
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As a civvie I'm still shook from the rubies comment so I'm prepared for anything at this point.
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Menstrual blood, actually
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there's no color that works. have had light browns for years... managed to get bleach on brand new sheets
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i thought it was gonna be about condiments. Soy sauce is the worst one imo
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I’m way too sloppy to even consider eating in bed
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