Professor by day, pro-Dømme by night 
let me teach you a lesson 
mesmerizing & precarious 
nightmare shadow(ban) person 
She/Her/Dr. 
#JewsForPalestine
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and for the love of god stop prefacing it with “I feel guilty sharing this in our current job market…” do you? DO YOU?? THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT ANYWAY?https://twitter.com/radishdolphin/status/1403123963375542272 …
fwiw I personally don’t give much of a shit, but that’s in large part bc my field had 0 jobs this year, & even if it did I am all the way done w the humanities. the problem is the hang-wringing performativity of it coming from ppl who’d be *fine* rather than destitute w/o the job
“I’m so excited to share that I’ve accepted an offer at No Queers Allowed University! My lawyer husband and our 3 ugly kids will be moving to Indiana this summer 
” fuck you
lmao seriously.
nothing convinces me more of how much academia is *not* a meritocracy than seeing how many mediocre fucks get TT gigs every year lol
I know. I didn't post about it when I got tenure last year. And I've had plenty of time to because, like the sign on my door says, "I have tenure. I ain't doing dick." But when you are as inherently amazing, like I am, you don't need to brag about it on Twitter.
Omg you’re so not a douchebag I thought you weren’t an academic at all 
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