let me teach you a lesson 
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She/Her/Dr. 
Microwaves are violence 
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I was saving the two most promising frozen dinners I got last week (don’t @ me) for last, and neither of them can be cooked in a conventional oven 
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maybe you could just get really mad and then breathe heavy on them to warm them up?
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Oh now there’s an idea. Probs some radiation in there too
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