let me teach you a lesson 
mesmerizing & precarious 
nightmare shadow(ban) person 
She/Her/Dr. 
stereotypes move so quickly these days... just saw a viral joke based on the premise that bi people can’t drive. adding it to my big spreadsheet of “what people are like now” i guess
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italians can't play softball. women are bad at tying knots. australians love black pepper. people born in 1985 have bigger earlobes
Wait, people born in 1985 have bigger earlobes or everyone in 1985 had bigger earlobes
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The moon was 4x closer to the earth then, it pulled everyone's earlobes towards it.
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