Motherfucker if I don’t hit 69 on this, the first day of Pridepic.twitter.com/mIVvRhZXb5
Professor by day, pro-Dømme by night
let me teach you a lesson
mesmerizing & precarious
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She/Her/Dr.
#JewsForPalestine
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Motherfucker if I don’t hit 69 on this, the first day of Pridepic.twitter.com/mIVvRhZXb5
Me: whatever I don’t really care about followers, anything more than a 1000 and your mentions turn to shit Also me: 69 OR DIE IT’S FUCKING PRIDE BITCHES SIXTY NINE OR EVERYONE WHO DOESNT FOLLOW ME IS A HOMOPHOBE
I SWEAR TO CHRIST YOU CAN BLOCK ME TOMORROW I DONT CARE I AM STONED AND FUCKING INVESTEDpic.twitter.com/cyyIdpCFre
I promise you I will never tweet anything important. I know a tweet of mine referencing a clown car and a Supreme Court justice’s vagina was read into the senate record but it was a very stupid tweet and my mom saw it. I just want one NICE thing and it has to be today.pic.twitter.com/7gBJob0yyx
I am fucking crying like I hit the bestseller listpic.twitter.com/4NzraLfi91
I love you assholes so goddamn much. Thank you. Goddamnit.pic.twitter.com/HyZSZYZXy3
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