let me teach you a lesson 
mesmerizing & precarious 
nightmare shadow(ban) person 
She/Her/Dr. 
My dad just called to bribe me with a bottle of vodka not to punch my estranged uncle in the face if he shows up at grandpa snow’s funeral. the bribe worked but seems a bit counterintuitive…
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I’ll show up and do it I can’t be bribed and have nothing to lose
Excellent! Can you lure him outside with a carrot or something tho, grandma kinda fragile atm
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I’ll be the bouncer at the door so gramma won’t even have to be bothered
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