let me teach you a lesson 
mesmerizing & precarious 
nightmare shadow(ban) person 
She/Her/Dr. 
What’s the wildest rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself? Mine is *probably* that I was getting paid by a woman in Australia to shitpost about p0r0ch*st@ on Reddit.
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That my husband was a famous (?) ballroom dancer. Also, that my going to grad school meant I was getting divorced.
To be fair I can’t think of many marriages that did survive grad school lol
