let me teach you a lesson 
mesmerizing & precarious 
nightmare shadow(ban) person 
She/Her/Dr. 
I started my own rumor for people back in Florida: I died.
What’s the wildest rumor you’ve ever heard about yourself? Mine is *probably* that I was getting paid by a woman in Australia to shitpost about p0r0ch*st@ on Reddit.
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told people they were being asinine for equating nudity with sex, got called a child molester.
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Oh fun! I thought that only happened to trans women & s3x workers!
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That my husband was a famous (?) ballroom dancer. Also, that my going to grad school meant I was getting divorced.
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To be fair I can’t think of many marriages that did survive grad school lol
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That I orchestrated the theft of my own laptop in order to undermine Person A. (Person A, meanwhile, actually did stage not one but two breakins in order to undermine our organization)
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I "started a club for people who didn't want to step on bugs"
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At my old apartment, my second floor neighbors told my landlady that we were hiding a third roommate not on our lease in an attempt to get us evicted. (They thought we were too loud. We didn't do anything except walked around the apartment and talked.)
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