Simone Davalos

@MissySB

Unreliable narrator. Avatar by . I met a strange lady. She made me nervous. She took me in and gave me breakfast. She/her.

The Uncanny Valley
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2007.

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  1. prije 14 sati

    I do not need any more dresses except for maybe I do

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    It wasn’t hard for Amanda to explain why the Galle crater on Mars resembled a smiley face. It was just a simple combination of impact patterns, erosion, and the human need to find patterns in inanimate objects. The tricky part was explaining why the crater was frowning now.

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    5. velj

    Nancy Pelosi ends  by ripping up Trump’s speech.

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  4. 5. velj

    Nonono that's a coccus. A 'caucus is that town in New Jersey that Carol Channing really liked and is known for originally being an agricultural community known for its flowers, then being known for pigs outnumbering humans 16-1.

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  5. 5. velj

    I am sick and in bed and listening to my husband and child laugh together in the other room and I'm definitely going to die of nausea but I love them so damn hard right now.

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    5. velj

    The President (and the GOP Senate) have ignored House-passed bills to: - Lower drug prices - Fight corruption - Secure our elections - Rejoin the Paris Agreement - Protect DREAMers - Address gun violence He’s giving a speech as if a coequal branch of government doesn’t exist.

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    Today in my Skype a Scientist session a girl asked me a hard hitting question: what do you do with your hair when you go in the ocean. Idk if y'all realize this, but these are real concerns. The simple answer I gave was: I put it in a pony tail, but it's so much more complex 1/9

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  8. 4. velj

    "Tape *that* to your duck and paint it fuschia." A thing just said to me, by my husband, Captain Fabulous.

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    3. velj

    Fuck, don't lose you motherfuckers

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    1. velj

    The Ignacio HS Girls Basketball Team honoring . 80% of the team is from the Southern Ute Tribe. They hosted a game today with all proceeds going to Voices of Our Sisters, a grassroots org bringing awareness & education through artistic movement. Pic by Shasta Pena.

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  11. 30. sij

    "Picard" is not doing anything to diabuse me of the desire to move to France and buy a castle.

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    28. sij

    I have been tweeting this everyday. Will you join me? Over 5700 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women -

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    26. sij

    Do you have a science podcast? What is it called? What's it about? How many episodes have you made? How often are episodes released? Do you accept pitches by scientists to be on episodes? How many downloads do you get per episode? I want to make a spreadsheet with this info 😇

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    26. sij

    Skype a Scientist is looking for an Arabic-speaking mathematician in a middle eastern time zone or east of middle east time zone. Also, we just generally need more scientists in the (GMT + 3-11) time zones. If that sounds like you, sign up at

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    Please PLEASE for the love of ALL be kind , if you can not be kind BE sure and Able to show your work, and if you can’t be either . Muhfugger PUT YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE DOWN

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    26. sij

    The first one is my favorite. It's a fish shaped mobile aquarium, possibly filled with piranha? The stingray is cool, but needs more lasers.

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    26. sij
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    26. sij

    Don’t worry, my very first call come Monday is to my lawyer. We are suing their arses. I, of course, got a copy of the order from the customer who called us (he kindly sent it to me) as proof. If you’ve made an order or got fake food via , , or ..

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  19. 26. sij

    Dropped the large idiot son off at Camp Good Boy for two weeks and I have feelings about it.

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  20. 24. sij
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