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    Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 17

    Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates. Who will blink first? Not me.pic.twitter.com/IZkOwP3a6B

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      2. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 17

        NOT ME FUCKERS.pic.twitter.com/s0FkRKVURy

        25 replies 203 retweets 17,450 likes
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      3. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Day 3 - they’ve used the last of the big bowls and they’ve run out of spoons. No one is saying anything about the big pile but I can hear their brains ticking. No, family, I will not be loading the dishwasher today.

        74 replies 455 retweets 21,588 likes
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      4. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        WE HAVE MOVEMENT! The bin is being emptied after 965 days.pic.twitter.com/P3T5W4YPFn

        12 replies 219 retweets 13,296 likes
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      5. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Spoke too soon. Irish has resorted to making tea with the baby’s weaning spoon and it using the emergency cup.pic.twitter.com/BMR6kuXLzs

        58 replies 280 retweets 11,651 likes
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      6. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Let me know when you want to talk about the fact that I stopped doing the laundry too. It’s getting a bit post apocalyptic. The piles are everywhere.pic.twitter.com/9NEUIVExwE

        89 replies 478 retweets 17,493 likes
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      7. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        There is a pan on the cooker with a single sausage in it. It’s been there for two days. I can’t look at it because it’s turned the colour of the man that washes up in Cast Away.

        31 replies 289 retweets 15,395 likes
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      8. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        The last of the loo roll in the downstairs loo was used at 7:04pm last night. It hasn’t been replaced. They downstairs loo is now out of action for anyone that remembers. For anyone that doesn’t...god help them.

        13 replies 187 retweets 11,258 likes
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      9. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Going for a shower to cleanse my soul.

        11 replies 100 retweets 8,557 likes
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      10. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        *sucks teeth*pic.twitter.com/C5C82weeZj

        40 replies 196 retweets 11,726 likes
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      11. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        *David Attenborough voiceover* Now this is a most fascinating pile, a rare mix of items that historians will struggle to explain in years to come...pic.twitter.com/9QGuXk8hbG

        20 replies 130 retweets 8,784 likes
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      12. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        *David Attenborough’s extremely excited voice* Here we have some uniform, fragments of a monitor arm and some school uniform, all bundled closely together in the corner of the spare room. It’s been there for 36 days, unmoving, biding its time, but for WHAT? The mysteries of man.pic.twitter.com/fXKLWNUSoo

        24 replies 109 retweets 8,220 likes
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      13. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        SOMEONE JUST FORGOT THAT THERE’S NO TOILET ROLL IN THE DOWNSTAIRS LOO. Omg this is exciting.

        15 replies 164 retweets 11,591 likes
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      14. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Urgh no, stand down, hand wash.

        17 replies 52 retweets 5,909 likes
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      15. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        The sausage of death.pic.twitter.com/a8DcDulfFT

        122 replies 343 retweets 12,906 likes
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      16. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        MOTHERF...pic.twitter.com/X5mwJBdwA6

        44 replies 147 retweets 7,377 likes
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      17. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        God give me strength.pic.twitter.com/Sp5870VmcV

        42 replies 81 retweets 6,448 likes
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      18. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Someone just discovered the joy of scraping rock hard old cereal off a bowl. Big day, BIG, huge.pic.twitter.com/gitNEI55xz

        67 replies 280 retweets 15,093 likes
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      19. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        27 seconds of trying to scape that bowl, now multiply that by 6, and then multiply that by 7, then subtract the number of fucks I have left to give.

        32 replies 282 retweets 14,393 likes
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      20. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        FUCKING HELL, IT’S HAPPENING!pic.twitter.com/z6wONAMTv6

        116 replies 450 retweets 22,102 likes
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      21. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Guys...

        39 replies 32 retweets 5,566 likes
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      22. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        pic.twitter.com/HRZH72qaGG

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      23. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Q - Do I switch on the dishwasher? It’s killing me. Knowing the dishwasher is full but just sitting there is KILLING ME.pic.twitter.com/2fXovlwpIR

        213 replies 110 retweets 8,223 likes
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      24. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        I see that judgey fucking Twitter has woken up so let me say this once and be clear - We do not 'live like this'. This is a lesson in wanting to be heard and respected and not having to repeat yourself when things slip. We're navigating the day-today in extraordinary times and

        168 replies 1,069 retweets 40,580 likes
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      25. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        for me, the past two days have been funnier than anything else. I think we're all entitled to run our own experiments, be amused, push a situation to its limit if we so choose. No one needs to be lectured by those that have failed to see the silly joy in what's happening here.

        149 replies 403 retweets 28,220 likes
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      26. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        4:41pm The dishwasher still isn’t on. The stress.

        38 replies 89 retweets 9,175 likes
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      27. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        BUT LOOK! Toilet roll has appeared! The downstairs loo is back in action!pic.twitter.com/103UXXUimi

        34 replies 102 retweets 11,402 likes
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      28. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        And every other loo! The toilet paper stacking is extremely Costco. There’s A LOT. Everywhere. SO MUCH LOO ROLL.pic.twitter.com/OIXSC0d5c6

        67 replies 88 retweets 10,790 likes
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      29. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        We keep our homes tidy because love. We cook food and set tables and fill the air with scents of roses and fresh laundry because love. Love is patient but love is also fucking tired because she works 14 hour days.

        73 replies 3,356 retweets 36,041 likes
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      30. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        I know we are ALL tired but I am most tired. Me. I AM ALL THE TIRED.

        115 replies 993 retweets 21,514 likes
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      31. Lily Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Dinner is happening. I have used two pans and one knife. The last knife. I’ve got 3 more pans and then it’s baking sheets :(

        63 replies 83 retweets 7,995 likes
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