NOT ME FUCKERS.pic.twitter.com/s0FkRKVURy
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Day 3 - they’ve used the last of the big bowls and they’ve run out of spoons. No one is saying anything about the big pile but I can hear their brains ticking. No, family, I will not be loading the dishwasher today.
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WE HAVE MOVEMENT! The bin is being emptied after 965 days.pic.twitter.com/P3T5W4YPFn
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Spoke too soon. Irish has resorted to making tea with the baby’s weaning spoon and it using the emergency cup.pic.twitter.com/BMR6kuXLzs
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Let me know when you want to talk about the fact that I stopped doing the laundry too. It’s getting a bit post apocalyptic. The piles are everywhere.pic.twitter.com/9NEUIVExwE
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There is a pan on the cooker with a single sausage in it. It’s been there for two days. I can’t look at it because it’s turned the colour of the man that washes up in Cast Away.
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The last of the loo roll in the downstairs loo was used at 7:04pm last night. It hasn’t been replaced. They downstairs loo is now out of action for anyone that remembers. For anyone that doesn’t...god help them.
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*David Attenborough voiceover* Now this is a most fascinating pile, a rare mix of items that historians will struggle to explain in years to come...pic.twitter.com/9QGuXk8hbG
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*David Attenborough’s extremely excited voice* Here we have some uniform, fragments of a monitor arm and some school uniform, all bundled closely together in the corner of the spare room. It’s been there for 36 days, unmoving, biding its time, but for WHAT? The mysteries of man.pic.twitter.com/fXKLWNUSoo
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SOMEONE JUST FORGOT THAT THERE’S NO TOILET ROLL IN THE DOWNSTAIRS LOO. Omg this is exciting.
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Someone just discovered the joy of scraping rock hard old cereal off a bowl. Big day, BIG, huge.pic.twitter.com/gitNEI55xz
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27 seconds of trying to scape that bowl, now multiply that by 6, and then multiply that by 7, then subtract the number of fucks I have left to give.
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Q - Do I switch on the dishwasher? It’s killing me. Knowing the dishwasher is full but just sitting there is KILLING ME.pic.twitter.com/2fXovlwpIR
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I see that judgey fucking Twitter has woken up so let me say this once and be clear - We do not 'live like this'. This is a lesson in wanting to be heard and respected and not having to repeat yourself when things slip. We're navigating the day-today in extraordinary times and
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for me, the past two days have been funnier than anything else. I think we're all entitled to run our own experiments, be amused, push a situation to its limit if we so choose. No one needs to be lectured by those that have failed to see the silly joy in what's happening here.
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BUT LOOK! Toilet roll has appeared! The downstairs loo is back in action!pic.twitter.com/103UXXUimi
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And every other loo! The toilet paper stacking is extremely Costco. There’s A LOT. Everywhere. SO MUCH LOO ROLL.pic.twitter.com/OIXSC0d5c6
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We keep our homes tidy because love. We cook food and set tables and fill the air with scents of roses and fresh laundry because love. Love is patient but love is also fucking tired because she works 14 hour days.
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I know we are ALL tired but I am most tired. Me. I AM ALL THE TIRED.
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Dinner is happening. I have used two pans and one knife. The last knife. I’ve got 3 more pans and then it’s baking sheets :(
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