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    Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 17

    Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates. Who will blink first? Not me.pic.twitter.com/IZkOwP3a6B

    3:18 PM - 17 Mar 2021
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    • CatastropheWaitress Ana Maria Barrios🇨🇴 baelie ✨ squaretable You cannot find me Laura KyuRibou Knee LEYE_OG🐺 ❄️Uravity⛄
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      2. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 17

        NOT ME FUCKERS.pic.twitter.com/s0FkRKVURy

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      3. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Day 3 - they’ve used the last of the big bowls and they’ve run out of spoons. No one is saying anything about the big pile but I can hear their brains ticking. No, family, I will not be loading the dishwasher today.

        59 replies 417 retweets 20,103 likes
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      4. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        WE HAVE MOVEMENT! The bin is being emptied after 965 days.pic.twitter.com/P3T5W4YPFn

        13 replies 199 retweets 12,320 likes
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      5. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Spoke too soon. Irish has resorted to making tea with the baby’s weaning spoon and it using the emergency cup.pic.twitter.com/BMR6kuXLzs

        56 replies 262 retweets 10,735 likes
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      6. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Let me know when you want to talk about the fact that I stopped doing the laundry too. It’s getting a bit post apocalyptic. The piles are everywhere.pic.twitter.com/9NEUIVExwE

        87 replies 423 retweets 16,158 likes
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      7. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        There is a pan on the cooker with a single sausage in it. It’s been there for two days. I can’t look at it because it’s turned the colour of the man that washes up in Cast Away.

        30 replies 265 retweets 14,305 likes
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      8. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        The last of the loo roll in the downstairs loo was used at 7:04pm last night. It hasn’t been replaced. They downstairs loo is now out of action for anyone that remembers. For anyone that doesn’t...god help them.

        14 replies 169 retweets 10,323 likes
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      9. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Going for a shower to cleanse my soul.

        8 replies 87 retweets 7,856 likes
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      10. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        *sucks teeth*pic.twitter.com/C5C82weeZj

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      11. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        *David Attenborough voiceover* Now this is a most fascinating pile, a rare mix of items that historians will struggle to explain in years to come...pic.twitter.com/9QGuXk8hbG

        19 replies 124 retweets 8,099 likes
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      12. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        *David Attenborough’s extremely excited voice* Here we have some uniform, fragments of a monitor arm and some school uniform, all bundled closely together in the corner of the spare room. It’s been there for 36 days, unmoving, biding its time, but for WHAT? The mysteries of man.pic.twitter.com/fXKLWNUSoo

        21 replies 99 retweets 7,537 likes
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      13. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        SOMEONE JUST FORGOT THAT THERE’S NO TOILET ROLL IN THE DOWNSTAIRS LOO. Omg this is exciting.

        15 replies 150 retweets 10,513 likes
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      14. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Urgh no, stand down, hand wash.

        17 replies 48 retweets 5,424 likes
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      15. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        The sausage of death.pic.twitter.com/a8DcDulfFT

        121 replies 308 retweets 11,736 likes
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      16. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        MOTHERF...pic.twitter.com/X5mwJBdwA6

        42 replies 130 retweets 6,720 likes
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      17. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        God give me strength.pic.twitter.com/Sp5870VmcV

        37 replies 69 retweets 5,886 likes
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      18. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Someone just discovered the joy of scraping rock hard old cereal off a bowl. Big day, BIG, huge.pic.twitter.com/gitNEI55xz

        59 replies 251 retweets 13,709 likes
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      19. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        27 seconds of trying to scape that bowl, now multiply that by 6, and then multiply that by 7, then subtract the number of fucks I have left to give.

        25 replies 262 retweets 13,112 likes
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      20. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        FUCKING HELL, IT’S HAPPENING!pic.twitter.com/z6wONAMTv6

        113 replies 415 retweets 20,327 likes
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      21. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Guys...

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      22. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        pic.twitter.com/HRZH72qaGG

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      23. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Q - Do I switch on the dishwasher? It’s killing me. Knowing the dishwasher is full but just sitting there is KILLING ME.pic.twitter.com/2fXovlwpIR

        205 replies 101 retweets 7,446 likes
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      24. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        I see that judgey fucking Twitter has woken up so let me say this once and be clear - We do not 'live like this'. This is a lesson in wanting to be heard and respected and not having to repeat yourself when things slip. We're navigating the day-today in extraordinary times and

        158 replies 981 retweets 37,336 likes
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      25. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        for me, the past two days have been funnier than anything else. I think we're all entitled to run our own experiments, be amused, push a situation to its limit if we so choose. No one needs to be lectured by those that have failed to see the silly joy in what's happening here.

        141 replies 381 retweets 25,800 likes
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      26. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        4:41pm The dishwasher still isn’t on. The stress.

        38 replies 84 retweets 8,327 likes
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      27. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        BUT LOOK! Toilet roll has appeared! The downstairs loo is back in action!pic.twitter.com/103UXXUimi

        30 replies 95 retweets 10,283 likes
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      28. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        And every other loo! The toilet paper stacking is extremely Costco. There’s A LOT. Everywhere. SO MUCH LOO ROLL.pic.twitter.com/OIXSC0d5c6

        62 replies 84 retweets 9,733 likes
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      29. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        We keep our homes tidy because love. We cook food and set tables and fill the air with scents of roses and fresh laundry because love. Love is patient but love is also fucking tired because she works 14 hour days.

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      30. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        I know we are ALL tired but I am most tired. Me. I AM ALL THE TIRED.

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      31. Miss Potkin‏ @MissPotkin Mar 18

        Dinner is happening. I have used two pans and one knife. The last knife. I’ve got 3 more pans and then it’s baking sheets :(

        61 replies 76 retweets 7,162 likes
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