Meredith Manning

@MissMeredith802

25. Pharmacy resident. All-around crazy person.

Illinois, USA
Joined February 2012

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  1. Retweeted
    May 4

    Day of shame in Congress. Protections for pre-existing conditions, mental health, maternity care, addiction services -- all gone.

  2. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    We look forward to informing the US administration about Swedish immigration and integration policies.

  3. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    "The Sweden incident was the worst we've seen since Bowling Green."

  4. Retweeted
    Feb 19

    Donald Trump: "Last night there was a terrorist attack on the Moon. Beheading and raping, the works! And the FAKE NEWS media says nothing."

  5. Feb 16

    Back in my home time zone for the first time in 8 months

  6. Feb 2

    Was told being from New England makes me an exotic Ferrari in a sea of Fords. Not sure if best or worst pickup line ever 🤔

  7. Jan 27

    Elderly patient couldn't remember the word "colonoscopy" so he told me he was supposed to go see the ass doctor 😂😂

  8. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    If your masculinity is this easily threatened, you weren't exactly starting with a surplus.

  9. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    My mom just called me to ask if my room was clean and I said, "OF COURSE IT IS I'M A SUPER RESPONSIBLE ADULT." My room is not clean.

  10. Jan 8

    Reason I'm a good neighbor: I mind my own business Example: It took me until Jan 8 to realize there's a wreath on the door across from mine

  11. 26 Dec 2016

    Almost hit by a speeding car as I walked through a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot this morning. Would've been the most way to die

  12. 25 Dec 2016

    Adulthood is being most excited about the socks and electric toothbrush you got for Christmas 🎄

  13. 25 Nov 2016

    Walked around a corner and jumped when I saw a large black object moving. Literally afraid of my own shadow. 👻

  14. 19 Aug 2016

    So I tell the guy at the Apple Store I think my phone is dead. He asks if I want to wait, or if I want them to text me when it's my turn 👌🏻

  15. 11 Aug 2016

    ACLS training today. Saving fake lives, one dummie at a time 🚨💉⛑

  16. Retweeted
    29 Jul 2016

    Missing my uncooked chicken breast

  17. Retweeted
    5 Jul 2016

    UPDATE: the shirt came from the one and only, White Sugar herself, who I will always love

  18. Retweeted
    5 Jul 2016

    This shirt was addressed and delivered to me anonymously with no explanation. I am not upset.

  19. Retweeted
    12 Jun 2016

    Thanks for pretending to care about the gay community. Keep up the good work.

  20. 7 Jun 2016

    Had a dream that I passed my board exam tomorrow 😁 ... with the lowest possible passing grade 😒

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