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I was supposed to be on a first date tonight, but neither of us could be arsed to get in touch. Romance, people! It's alive and well.
I've had a nap, I'm about to eat carbs and I have gin. Party night is so on.
Good food, cans of Red Stripe and Good Will Hunting with @tomjoyphoto 
Guy on the train was on the phone being all blah blah blah AND THEN IT RANG. It genuinely rang. Mega lols in Carriage E to Leeds.
Quick question: do estate agents accept bribes? I'm talking like: cake/wine/my dignity.
Trying to think of ways I can go back to New York this year and so far I've come up with 'get a credit card'. Sounds like a plan.
Another corker from @Matt_hargraves: "We should dress as builders & lawyers for our house viewings to look like we know what we're on about"
(Sorry to all estate agents out there, I've been on RightMove since 9am)
For the second time today, an estate agent just yawned down the phone at me. Were they all at a 'How To Be A Dick' convention last night?
I reckon I'd have more luck getting into Hogwarts than finding a house in London.
Still secretly hoping someone will surprise me with Ed Sheeran tickets tonight. Forever the optimist.
Nearly 1k before lunch, guys. Thanks so much to everyone who has backed us so far! #LIF15 http://leedsindiefood.co.uk pic.twitter.com/Tuelf9EgQT
#GBBO just made me cry which means that I've entered Hangover Stage 4: spontaneous weeping. Good good.
I have several dating articles which I can't publish because they talk about s.e.x and I don't want my mum to know that I know what it is.
Rain + Wind + Cold = Faux Fur Weather. FINALLY 
Just asked the girls if they'll sell their engagement rings if I ever need to buy a flat and they're on board. Phew #whyisntSATCreallife
As in I'm going with @grahammcuk, not that he's accompanying @levvis_ on stage. That would be terrible.
Looking forward to seeing @levvis_ play tonight at Brudenell with @grahammcuk!
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