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Involuntarily celibate? Hah! Not at all, dude. I bet you are though.
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I have a beautiful wife and children.... And I can grow a proper beard! Off you trot lad, don’t forget, it’s probably your parents that are paying your phone bill.
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Poor wife... poor kids. Really, why don’t you show us your “proper beard” then? You went too far, dude! Way too far!
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Never mind, you’ll be finished at uni next year. Catch you soon.
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Tell your wife I said, “God bless you!” It must be hard for her... Sees ya!
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