so instead, compost the rich. The bacteria, protozoa, and fungi in compost will dilute and destroy the toxins. The end result? relatively clean, fertile soil, perfect for planting new crops in. Those crops will be safe to eat, since you'll only get small levels of toxins.
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You sometimes see this bio-accumulation nastiness stuff happen when people lose a lot of weight in a short period, because some nasty chemicals like pesticides will accumulate in your fat. The doses you're exposed are small enough not to hurt you at the time...
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but you suddenly drop 50 pounds and all the pesticides that accumulated in those 50 pounds of fat all hit your system again, at all once. and that can be too big of an accute dose.
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in any case, the #1 reason you shouldn't eat the rich is because of how much they love expensive seafood. seafood tends to have high mercury levels, and mercury is not an element you want to fuck with.
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but as long as you eat only small amounts of mercury at a time, it's not going to reach toxic levels... but it might accumulate. Then someone comes along and eats your rich ass, and WHOOPS now they have mercury poisoning.
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so yes. if you take away anything from this silly, silly thread: COMPOST THE RICH.
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Wikipedia has a fun diagram about how mercury biomagnifies up the food chain. Just imagine this little cartoon but with "rich dude" eating the halibut, and then "the revolutionaries" eating the rich dude, but with Xs over their eyes.pic.twitter.com/iImCn0jUwz
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in any case, I'd like to point out (because of recent events and, you know, the law) that this thread is in no way intended to suggest you should compost (or eat) the rich.
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This is primarily intended to take the (already hyperbole) call to "eat the rich" and share some science knowledge in a humorous way. Eating or composting a person is still murder, and yes they still count as a person if they're rich.
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Odgovor korisniku/ci @Foone
It would only be murder if you kill them in order to eatbor compost their remains, otherwise it is just mishandling of human remains.
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This. And that mishandling is very much a "depends" as we've got graveyards where, among normal people, the rich are composting. They're likely distributed over the soil among normies to prevent toxin concentrations. Funny, topical film in light of this:https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113613/ …
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Odgovor korisnicima @Ministraitor @Foone
Right, but in most places there is a licensing process and a lot of paperwork from the local health authorities saying it is okay to compost them there.
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