I've put together a website which indexes all the recordings my rigs have made thus-far as well as those currently planned:
https://administraitor.video
(minimalist - I'm a mid-/backend dev! 😋)
Welcome to another game of "Did they break it?"
In the white corner, wearing 3 plastic baggies, bubble wrap, two t-shirts and a pile of gaffer tape, we have the defender: a bottle of wine liqueur.
And in the red corner, our undefeated champion: The Paris CDG baggage handlers!
info desk:
We booked you a hotel. It's too late for dinner so we're not giving you that, but here's an €11 voucher for airport food.
The hotel:
Restaurant's still open, but not not included in the voucher so you'd have to pay it yourself.
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WHY IS THIS HARD?!?
booked me a room at the Camparnille, and sent me to the shuttle bus. Only problem is, there are *2* camparnille hotels, and the shuttle to each departs from the same spot.
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Welp, we're boarded again after a much-deserved €11 refreshments voucher 🤑
Totally missed the announcement we were leaving, but legged it when I saw people boarding 'my' plane.
Not sure if we're waiting for "thoughts and prayers" to yield results, or if someone swiftly placed an AliExpress order for a special part, but didn't realise they opted for free shipping, meaning it'll arrive in 2 months.
I fully understand they can't just magic up a new plane, but you'd expect that by now a small army of befuddled engineers would be circling this plane, scratching their heads. So far I've seen them fiddle with the luggage hold and at one point a ladder briefly emerged.
Like, "The nearest mechanic that knows how to fix this had the weekend off, decided to party hard in Zagreb and ended up getting arrested for urinating in a public fountain. We're talking to Croatian authorities to get him released, but they say he's still sleeping it off."
We're being told every 15 minutes that there is a delay due to an technical issue with the engine, and there will be more information in 15 minutes.
After 3 of those with zero actual information you really start to wonder what's so hard about this?
It started with this. Get home late. Sucks but whatever. Now on top of this the plane to take us to CDG had an engine issue prior to take-off and thus returned to the terminal. We're awaiting repairs before setting off again.
The minimum requirements are going to be, at least 8gb of ram, ability to run a windows VM that you have local admin on, ability to connect to wireless or alternatively ethernet, we'll be supplying the access point and a switch.
to get the pre reqs out a week before. There are 30 tickets all sold, you'll be working in pairs or groups up to 3 people within the workshop, we'll supply the lab environments and walk through
I hope everyone survived (un)official afterparty and got back $HOME safe and sound! If you are still traveling, safe journey back $HOME. Thank you again for being here with us. 🙏 till next time ..
is done. *ALL* regular talks are edited and my laptop is chewing on them for uploading to http://archive.org soon. In the interim, it's time to chill with friends.
Thank you #BSidesLjubljana for another glorious edition!