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    1. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 22 Aug 2016

      the thing that bothers me about things like that pickle interview is, there's like zero chance the jar WASN'T pre-opened

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    2. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 22 Aug 2016
      Replying to @CTZN5

      like they go out of their way to say "it hasn't been tampered with" but don't even bother to show the fucking lid which has the vacuum dent

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    3. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 22 Aug 2016
      Replying to @CTZN5

      because like random jars are just hard to open, like, big muscly dudes occasionally have to be like, what the fuck, pickles

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    4. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 22 Aug 2016
      Replying to @CTZN5

      and there's basically zero chance they'd risk this being one of those jars, because god forbid if Hillary actually couldn't open it

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    5. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 22 Aug 2016
      Replying to @CTZN5

      it's just a weird gag, bc I know it goes something like, the writers think of it, and then

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    6. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 22 Aug 2016
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      the producer will pull props aside and be like, now listen, we need you guys to make sure we give her a jar that can actually be opened k

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    7. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 22 Aug 2016
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      because if we don't and she can't, our probable soon-to-be-POTUS will snub us for the next eight years

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      Justin‏ @MindsFiction 22 Aug 2016
      Replying to @CTZN5

      Haha! Nice rant. But "98% chance Trump wins" -@ScottAdamsSays. I'm betting Oracle Adams is right on this one.

      11:39 PM - 22 Aug 2016
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        2. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 23 Aug 2016
          Replying to @MindsFiction

          I was playing the part of the producer. *i'd* put the odds trump wins at about 3:1 @ScottAdamsSays

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        3. Joshua Brulé‏ @jtcbrule 23 Aug 2016
          Replying to @CTZN5 @ScottAdamsSays

          "3:1 Trump" as in you think "75% chance Trump is next POTUS"? I'd be willing to bet against you.

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        4. Joshua Brulé‏ @jtcbrule 23 Aug 2016
          Replying to @jtcbrule @CTZN5 @ScottAdamsSays

          Of course, most prediction markets are offering way better odds to you than that.

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        5. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 23 Aug 2016
          Replying to @jtcbrule

          indeed, I'm looking forward to how it turns out. they're offering about 3:1 Hillary right now @TheJustinWade @ScottAdamsSays

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        6. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 23 Aug 2016
          Replying to @CTZN5 @jtcbrule

          there's precedent to my prediction though: http://betdata.io/eu-referendum  they don't seem to work for this @TheJustinWade @ScottAdamsSays

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        7. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 23 Aug 2016
          Replying to @CTZN5 @jtcbrule

          tl;dr, betting markets can't & don't adjust for the Majority Illusion but anonymous votes mostly do @TheJustinWade @ScottAdamsSays

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