#buttplugwatch day 294: I took this picture at 5:15 in the morningpic.twitter.com/ibpqSenPB1
I (still) have no idea what I'm doing here.
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#buttplugwatch day 294: I took this picture at 5:15 in the morningpic.twitter.com/ibpqSenPB1
#buttplugwatch day 295 & 296: Two Santas for the price of one!pic.twitter.com/TxGChuGWnq
#buttplugwatch day 297: shoutout to my roommate for taking this picture for me.pic.twitter.com/mzizadamsv
#buttplugwatch day 298: can you spot Santa's boogers?pic.twitter.com/LZHWd7Uwl6
Oh, yeah! I forgot to mention that the other day: every day I take a picture of a statue of Santa Claus holding a butt plug and post it to Twitter. 
So, there's this giant statue of Santa Claus holding a butt plug near my apartment. It was uncovered last year in May, so I decided to take a picture of it every day for a full year.
Who was the genius that fooled an entire city council into thinking a giant statue of a gnome holding a butt plug and a bell to warn of impending doom was, in fact, Santa Claus holding a Christmas Tree?
That would be Paul McCarthy. He's actually made two of them. The other one is in Rotterdam
Oh wow oh dear I can't sleep so I googled him and THAT is one deep rabbit's hole!pic.twitter.com/0sSwTfWbnl
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