hell, for me:
trying on tight clothes when sweaty.
getting a sticker off anything.
person running ahead of me spitting.
salad.
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Hey friends, sooo we’re in the last 2 weeks of data sampling for #RutherfordFalls. If you haven’t watched yet or feel like a rewatch, now is def the time to do it. So do it!! (This is how they decide about a pick up) Thanks!
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Leading cause of death in America is Christianity
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When someone says, "I'm a fiscal conservative, social liberal," please tell them that's absolute bullshit. The GOP is a Christian-right, MAGA, party. You cant pick & choose which issues you're okay with. If you're voting with them for 1 issue, you're voting with them for all
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My dog gets real “do you know who I am” energy about 15 minutes before dinner
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So let me get this right: I don’t get to tell you to wear a mask during a pandemic… but YOU can make me carry a pregnancy I don’t want or that isn’t safe to term (and then of course be solely financially responsible for the baby)? Oh. Cool cool.
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A drunk sexual abuser.
The husband of a QAnon lunatic.
And an actual member of a Handmaid’s Tale cult.
This is your Supreme Court majority.
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they made a point to say Monica & Rachel’s apartment was rent controlled BUT they never said that about Joey & Chandler. Joey was an unemployed actor and routinely thanked Chandler for paying rent WHICH MEANS TRANSPONSTERS IN THE 90s MUST’VE MADE A MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR
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me scrolling through your coachella pics
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When someone tells me my dog is cute I say thank you because I don’t care what anyone says I helped birth him
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objectively speaking, april fools’ day is dumb and fuck your dumb prank
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welcome to our casino, it’s just you and another person and two slot machines in the middle of nowhere. freedom!
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good news you guys night shred is back in stock
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I don’t know, you guys, I just think if my wife was a QAnon believer trying to overthrow the government, we’d talk about it from time to time
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Republicans questioning Brett Kavanaugh: what’s ur fav beer
Republicans questioning Ketanji Brown Jackson: A train leaves a station & travels north at a 50 mph. 5 hours later, a 2nd train leaves & travels north at 175 mph. 7 hours later, a 3rd train leaves but this one is flying
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Hey guys, it goes without saying, but I’ll be changing my name, now that “Wolf” is available again
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I… have a few questions for the author
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It should either be the TINDER SWINDER or the TINDLER SWINDLER. TINDER SWINDLER is bullshit.
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Definition of American politics:
Can’t find common ground against a deadly virus or an attempted coup, but being too lazy to change your clocks twice a year and BINGO WE HAVE UNITY
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How do I delete the phone app from my phone
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hello and happy valentine day
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How about you fix shit here first
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If you can make it through the self-checkout without asking for help, you should get your items for free
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People worry that a universal health system will cause rationing.
But what this pandemic has repeatedly proven is that health care in the US is already rationed. It’s just along racial and socioeconomic lines.
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If you live in California and you haven’t voted YOU NEED TO VOTE NO TOMORROW. TELL YOUR FRIENDS.
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If you think God protects you from Covid, when you get it, please go straight to church and leave the ICU beds for others.
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To illustrate how insane a 6-week abortion ban is: I did IVF and still did not know I was pregnant until 4.5 weeks. That's LITERALLY as early as you can possibly know and that's when you are PAYING someone to put an embryo in your body on a specific day and keep track of it.
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HOLY CRAP I AM BEGGING PEOPLE AS AN ICU PHYSICIAN TO PLEASE PUT MASKS BACK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE LIFE IS BACK TO NORMAL THIS IS WORSE THAN DECEMBER AND I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE
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is it possible that generations of american media framing rural areas as cradles of virtue and urban areas as centers of vice has given people in rural areas an unearned sense of moral impunity
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Truly cannot say this enough: we would become Florida in a week if Newsom is recalled. PLEASE VOTE NO!
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Well it’s one thing to cancel surgery when we had no choice and no vaccine was available.
We did the best we could with what we had. However, we are moving Backwards.
With a safe and effective Vaccine available this is frankly unacceptable.
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As a surgeon who does both elective and emergency surgery, what’s happening again and now in hospitals across America is an atrocity.
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California friends! Please do not be complacent about the recall! Newsom isn’t close to perfect but he is far better than the alternative. Please please please vote.
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Californians!
Friendly reminder that a REPUBLICAN RADIO HOST, the same REPUBLICAN RADIO HOST who said Trump deserved 4 more years, will become our next GOVERNOR if you don’t vote to KEEP GAVIN NEWSOM!
Please vote!
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Republican Party is a death cult. For context, see: Ron DeSantis’ new executive order.
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Throw an exclamation point on your texts so no one can tell your all-consuming anxiety has returned!
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