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    1. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 9 Mar 2020

      there are so many aspects of this moment that can't be integrated into an account that makes sense so you just sort of let them blow away

      5 replies . 55 retweets 312 likes
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    2. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 9 Mar 2020

      remember when Trump tweeted that meme of himself playing a violin that said "nothing can stop what's coming" and added he didn't know what he meant but it sounded good to him and then he went golfing

      7 replies . 31 retweets 229 likes
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      Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 9 Mar 2020

      remember when the infected CPAC person turned out to have posed for photos or shaken hands with an improbably large number of GOP-ers at that conference except Mitt Romney who they tried to punish by not letting him come

      8:56 pm - 9 Mar 2020
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      14 replies . 52 retweets 441 likes
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        2. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 9 Mar 2020

          remember when Matt Gaetz mocked those concerned about coronavirus by showing up with a gas mask and then he boarded Air Force One and then he found out he'd been exposed to coronavirus ON AF1 and now he's quarantined himself and says the gas mask was him taking it very seriously

          4 replies . 15 retweets 182 likes
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        3. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 9 Mar 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted Sky News Australia

          my god remember thishttps://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1236914026703212544 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

          Sky News AustraliaVerified account @SkyNewsAust
          A Mr Bean impersonator trapped in Wuhan is being used by the Chinese government’s propaganda news outlets to praise China’s response to the coronavirus outbreak as “amazing” and “incredible”. https://skynewsaust.page.link/5oPd 
          2 replies . 2 retweets 84 likes
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        4. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 9 Mar 2020

          remember when Trump said this (haha bet you don't because it's the opposite of meaning! but fwiw I'm glad to see him quoted in full, more of this plz because at this point paraphrasing or translating him isn't just irresponsible, it's hubris)pic.twitter.com/jotVI8soCM

          4 replies . 31 retweets 146 likes
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        5. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 9 Mar 2020

          pic.twitter.com/AOh3Z6LcjF

          3 replies . 10 retweets 60 likes
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        6. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 11 Mar 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted Eugene Scott

          I justhttps://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/1237935485818933248 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

          Eugene ScottVerified account @Eugene_Scott
          The 2008 Democratic VP nominee is leading the field to be his party’s 2020 presidential candidate. The 2008 GOP VP nominee is ... https://twitter.com/lookissz/status/1237934952827826178 …
          2 replies . 0 retweets 23 likes
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        7. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 11 Mar 2020

          pic.twitter.com/1vfYJN2DWs

          1 reply . 0 retweets 22 likes
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        8. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 12 Mar 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted Maggie Haberman

          look, what the president needs you to understand in the middle of a pandemic while stocks are plummeting is that a campaign rally that he clearly should not have (and which hasn’t been announced) is, uh, “all sold out”https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1238121348741955589?s=21 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

          Maggie HabermanVerified account @maggieNYT
          Via pool, Trump just declared his rally in Florida - which has not been announced for Tampa on March 25 bc aides have tried getting him not to do it - is “all sold out.”
          1 reply . 7 retweets 15 likes
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        9. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 13 Mar 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted Danny Hajjar داني حجار

          sure, why nothttps://twitter.com/DanielGHajjar/status/1238305724024926209 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

          2:49
          Danny Hajjar داني حجار @DanielGHajjar
          Meanwhile in Egypt, they made someone dress up like COVID-19 so the host could interview the virus. This is truly on an unnecessary level pic.twitter.com/EwJ0ZyRF0v
          6 replies . 9 retweets 58 likes
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        10. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 15 Mar 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted Arnold

          March 15: the Terminator merrily admits he is an old and encourages fellow olds to stay home and not go to restaurants or the gym while fondly embracing a house-donkey named Whiskey and what appears to be a miniature horsehttps://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/1239383795205169152 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

          1:40
          ArnoldVerified account @Schwarzenegger
          Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together. pic.twitter.com/FRg41QehuB
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          4 replies . 10 retweets 68 likes
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        11. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 21 Mar 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted Abdul Hamid Ahmad

          okhttps://twitter.com/abdulhamidahmad/status/1241038206365245445?s=21 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

          Abdul Hamid AhmadVerified account @AbdulHamidAhmad
          Hollywood star Steve Harvey calls UAE 'safest place on the planet' amid coronavirus outbreak https://gulfnews.com/entertainment/hollywood/hollywood-star-steve-harvey-calls-uae-safest-place-on-the-planet-amid-coronavirus-outbreak-1.1584716576652 …
          1 reply . 0 retweets 8 likes
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        12. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 26 Mar 2020

          coyotes are loafing on the Golden Gate Bridge and moseying down the streets of San Francisco https://www.sfgate.com/living-in-sf/article/Coyotes-are-being-seen-on-the-empty-streets-15159105.php …

          10 replies . 73 retweets 213 likes
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        13. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 1 May 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted Adam Parkhomenko

          what surprises me most is how unassuming and sensible the Grim Reaper turned out to behttps://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/1256287520775639041 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

          1:17
          Adam ParkhomenkoVerified account @AdamParkhomenko
          holy shit pic.twitter.com/rVw24plXTp
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          50 replies . 277 retweets 1,720 likes
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        14. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 1 May 2020

          remember when everyone thought there was a normal and people kept saying this wasn't it and now ... we don't even know whether to classify this as a novelty or a return or whatpic.twitter.com/wLF85kw14D

          1 reply . 2 retweets 11 likes
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        15. Lili Loofbourow‏Verified account @Millicentsomer 1 May 2020

          Lili Loofbourow Retweeted  🦆

          We Are Not Properly Socializing the Eelshttps://twitter.com/davekjokay/status/1256134371632971776 …

          Lili Loofbourow added,

           🦆 @davekjokay
          the subheading especially has me just ruined pic.twitter.com/KCBljal3IK
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          1 reply . 8 retweets 33 likes
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