Miles Behn

@MilesBehn

queen of the help center . cat lady, youtube d-list celebrity, lipstick enthusiast.

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Joined February 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Nov 2016

    "Mostly, I want to be kind. And nobody, of course, is kind, or mean, for a simple reason." -Dogfish, Mary Oliver

    1 retweet 2 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Same

    at this point I can't look at Rubio without hearing Pod Save America's weekly evisceration of him in stereo
    22 replies 190 retweets 1,581 likes
  3. Jun 7

    I suppose there are worse internet holes to fall down than "How It's Made" videos.

    1 reply
  4. Jun 2

    When your job is technical writing, so you write a 1000 word set of instructions for feeding your cats while you're away.

    5 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 15

    ., look your book is getting the perfect bookstore placement!

    200 replies 3,713 retweets 6,357 likes
  6. May 8

    When you write yourself into a corner and then have to research boats, despite all internal protests.

    6 likes
  7. Retweeted
    May 2
    Replying to

    Good students are not the only Black lives who matter. Good Morning.

    3 replies 1,329 retweets 2,316 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 2

    Fail to see what Jordan's GPA has to do with anything. Why is respectability imposed on dead Black babies?

    15 years young. 3.5 GPA Unarmed Innocent Killed by law enforcement.
    186 replies 14,700 retweets 24,313 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 2

    The need to list his gpa etc. is disturbing. It's enough to say that he like numerous Black victims didn't deserve to die.

    1 reply 20 retweets 45 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    . making sure we fully understand why is gone

    3 replies 105 retweets 148 likes
  11. Apr 27

    This is twice now that I've played Spotify's Gentle Rain playlist, and twice now that I'm surprised when it's literally just rain sounds.

  12. Apr 13

    Begins texting cute boy with iMessage. IMMEDIATELY TURNS OFF READ RECEIPTS FOR EVERYONE.

    6 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    Friends, who knows a celebrity who can participate in our team's awards show? Wednesday. Cambridge. DM me. cc: ,

    4 retweets 4 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Short story idea: modern day Hamlet, living in NYC. has a crazy girlfriend and a stepdad who doesn't understand him.

    5 replies 207 retweets 863 likes
  15. Mar 12

    Oh look, 's fucking BEAUTIFUL book The Wicker King is finally being released. Do yourself a favor:

    2 likes
  16. Mar 12

    Does this Word Mean Something, or Did I Make It Up: The Story of Writing a Fantasy Series

    1 like
  17. Mar 12

    Dear past me, please stop naming characters without writing down your research. ?

  18. Mar 8

    Sometimes, the only logical place to keep your book series organized is .

    1 reply 4 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    McSweeney's published Trump's Black History Month transcript verbatim as a column in its humor section.

    111 replies 4,601 retweets 6,884 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    With trust, approval in the President already so low, be very vigilant about national crises manufactured to rally the nation around Trump.

    307 replies 8,184 retweets 11,873 likes
  21. Jan 22

    👏🏻 damn I love .

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