We can make some counter-rules: "Every time an unmarried man refuses to wear a condom, he must take nine months of weight-gain and nausea-inducing medication, then pass a kidney stone"
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Oh but then we need to, as a friend once suggested, periodically affix a snapping turtle to his nipples for a few weeks following the kidney stone, admonishing him when he complains that he will “get used to it”.
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I'd also say a mandatory 6 month unpaid volunteering session at infant daycare, with no job security, except I don't want an incel daycare.
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