I didn't know you played the ukulele
I may have a tiny instrument, but THWACK: take a look at the size of my majority! 
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You are a complete.... Thank God I voted Labour.
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Sadly, not by your merit. As someone wise said, even a stuffed chicken would have won if it has a blue rosette on...
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You gave your Ferrari a NAME! cool!
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