Michael. Tell me you didn't have sex with the guide dog?
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Doesn't excuse having sex with a dog.
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That dog doesn't seem to be having as good a time as you are. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's thinking "let me get on with my job, you ridiculous man"
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Needed a close up to work out which was which
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Michael that's not
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Please step away from the dog.
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Why would you tweet this?
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