Mike

@MikeTerlizzi

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  1. Mar 4

    Finally!! One of life's greatest mysteries is solved.

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    Mar 3

    I think @bokbuster is onto something. via

    8 replies 106 retweets 190 likes
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    Feb 11

    Stop looking at Trump's twitter as him communicating with public & instead look at it as a teenage girl's secret diary entries. Gamechanger.

    24 replies 222 retweets 478 likes
  4. Feb 9

    What happened to ? Where'd everybody go?

  5. Feb 9

    It all sounds the same to me: AWESOME!!

    4:54
    The game-winning touchdown in 8 different languages:
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    Feb 5

    GIVE US GOODELL

    216 replies 3,380 retweets 8,761 likes
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    Jan 30

    Somewhere, right this minute, someone is reading this sentence.

    31 replies 87 retweets 382 likes
  8. Jan 8

    As the amount of time between joke and joke comprehension grows, the efficacy of the joke decays exponentially. It's science.

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    19 Dec 2016

    He's not president for four and a half weeks. Next idea?

    4,327 replies 1,576 retweets 5,500 likes
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    9 Dec 2016

    "I find your lack of moisture disturbing."

    56 replies 473 retweets 1,927 likes
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    28 Oct 2016

    Russian hackers are better than we thought. They stole Clinton's emails from the NSA, put them on Huma's laptop, and pinned it on Weiner.

    1,439 replies 19,529 retweets 26,637 likes
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    26 Oct 2016

    Found it! Here's the note that Michael Jackson slipped under my door back in 1989 when we were both recording our albums at the same studio.

    201 replies 3,288 retweets 18,846 likes
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    13 Oct 2016

    Do you believe all the claims made against a politician you hate but none against a politician you like? You might want to think about that.

    1,625 replies 5,219 retweets 8,106 likes
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    9 Oct 2016

    Seriously, an inter-dimensional transporter should storm the stage, grab them both, and leave us wondering where they went -- for all time.

    51 replies 239 retweets 593 likes
  15. 9 Oct 2016

    Patriots, Red Sox, Prez debate......I'm going to watch more than 8 hours of TV today. Makes me feel like a real American.

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    8 Oct 2016

    A bit of inspiration

    32 replies 446 retweets 799 likes
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    3 Oct 2016

    I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.

    20 replies 619 retweets 1,403 likes
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    27 Sep 2016

    Because every proposal story includes searching for the ring:

    40 replies 3,005 retweets 4,428 likes
  19. 18 Sep 2016
    Replying to

    . He's not going to sue anyone. He's just posturing - and possibly pandering to his base (they aren't big NYT fans).

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    12 Sep 2016

    Don’t sit this one out! returns this Wednesday on with 10 all-new episodes!

    544 replies 11,079 retweets 15,182 likes

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