everyone screaming at ... THIS is what being against the LGBT community looks like. Please stop getting them confused.
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Yeah, just add it to the list of stuff he's got issues with currently.
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1052) Schadenfreudebot. There's nothing as unedifying as schadenfreude - taking pleasure in the misfortune of another - and yet the impulse to do so is almost irresistible. So, to spare your dignity, outsource your cruel mirth to this helpful robot.
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Dead center? No. In the area between extreme left and extreme right? That's where the majority lie.
We don't need to put up with the wackos. twitter.com/terry_lude/sta…
DEE SNIDER Responds To Cancelation Of His Performance At SAN FRANCISCO PRIDE - goo.gl/alerts/nxifYz #GoogleAlerts
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REMINDER: You can get a free ticket to our event on June 3 in exchange for submitting a resume to share with our sponsors. What a deal!
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If you'd like a free ticket in exchange for sharing your resume with the event sponsors, you can submit that here:
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It's Sixers playoffs, Phillies playing the Red Sox, the Union are playing, there's a large Mexican population in Philly from Puebla that observe Cinco de Mayo ... Philadelphia is going to be rockin' for the next few days!
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Mama Mia!
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Hundreds of pounds of pasta — “15 wheelbarrow loads” — were dumped in mounds along a creek in New Jersey — and no one knows why.
An administrator of a local Facebook group called it the “Great Pasta-gate of 2023.” nyti.ms/3HHQQ71
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I’m avoiding people today because I don’t care for mayonnaise jokes.
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Replying to @deesnider
Ed Sheeran won a copyright trial. Out of the courtroom he was asked by a reporter...
Reporter: - What's next?
Ed Sheeran : - I wanna rock!
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Former Uber security chief Joe Sullivan sentenced to probation in data breach cover-up.
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1507) Ringbellbot. Starts the fights, then gets worried and stops them.
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A Republican megadonor paid two years of private school tuition for a child raised by Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, who did not disclose the payments, a lawyer who has represented Thomas and his wife acknowledged Thursday. apnews.com/article/suprem
Many people believe that the line said by Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker is, “Luke, I am your father.”
But that’s not what Vader actually said.
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also 20% of their staff...
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both of those are valid reasons to uncover the documents.
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Fox News is opposing an effort by three news organizations, including the AP, to reveal documents related to its recently settled defamation lawsuit, saying that material would do nothing but ‘gratify private spite or promote public scandal.’ apnews.com/article/fox-ne
When dad went to woodstock.
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This is a man who has never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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I have proof that the Punjab Police has taken bribes from call centers in Punjab India.
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"I like to have a nice and cosy institution that I can rub up against a little bit." - #DouglasAdams
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The bad version of "some personal news": I was impacted by a layoff this month.
tldr: I’m looking for a new role where my skills + resume are a good fit.
It feels cringy to put it out there like this, but I'm hoping it can lead to the next opportunity!
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This is Joby. He's dedicated to the pursuit of higher education. Does not know what class this is, but he's dedicated to it. 12/10
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Get great sheets.
Best days & your worst days, you’ll wake up & think, “Hey, these are great sheets. I’m okay.”
Told somebody going thru hell this 5 years ago.
He pinged me yesterday to say thanks.
I woke up a few hours ago thinking “These are great sheets. I’m okay.”
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most ridiculous part of this is lego didn’t even say like, “for all genders”, they upheld the gender binary and people are still like, “no boys are blue and play with guns and girls are pink and play with ovens!”
and lego is just like, “okay … these are legos.”
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wait.. are they actually using ransomware to try to sell consulting services?
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Based on the ransom note, it would seem that #Royal was responsible for #ransomware attack on #Dallas. 1/ twitter.com/BrettCallow/st…
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Has anyone pinged Amazon? Maybe the drones that were heading for the Kremlin were just trying to deliver Prime packages...
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Just got my first inquiry from a studio needing a writer to "use some AI" to write dialogue, in case anyone is curious how quickly this is becoming a problem.
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and another thing: im not mad. please don't put on the radio that I got mad.
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