"It appears that consciousness is a very rare & precious thing & we should take whatever steps we can to preserve the light of consciousness. Only now, after 4.5 billion years has that window been open. That’s a long time to wait and it might not stay open for long.” -
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Carl from Caddyshack has total consciousness according to the Dali Lama who Carl caddied for. He has that going for him.