Comedy is back in NYC. So are drunk women who talk your entire set.
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Mike Green
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I've told jokes on CBC, in theaters, and most of all in a lot of dive bars. I Shoot videos and play soccer for fun. instagram
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I did a thing on 22 Minutes that is unfortunately timely and absolutely necessary. #StopAsianHate
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Anti-Asian hate crimes in Canada have increased by 700% since the start of the pandemic.
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This needs to have the most views of all the clips from this recording, is the #biglegend that’s coming from a #younglegend #legendtolegend
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Physicists Hail Major Breakthrough After Discovering Neutrinos Just Little Italian Neutrons bit.ly/3fonGd2
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In 1995 Mortal Kombat did a live tour across the US and promoted it on a morning show in Anaheim
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My favourite comedians growing up were always really good at marketing
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Come enjoy our cool air conditioned showroom and enjoy yourself laughing the night away with a tasty beverage.
7:30 - ltd tix available
10:00 - SOLD OUT
Headliner - Mike Green
tickets.rumorscomedyclub.com/event/-M9K4ibX
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Loaded show for you tonight
Doors 6:30 / Show 7:45
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Guest Spot - Rajat Bhateja
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Headliner - @TheRealRorch (Benji Rothman)
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10 years later and I still think of this headline from anytime I hear Mark McGwire’s name.
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Me and my friends were teargassed to make this political ad happen.
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Come see this handsome devil help reopen the club tonight @ 7:45. We're nearly sold out, so get your tix ahead of time.
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I’m so sorry to hear about Fred Willard. He made me laugh just about every time he opened his mouth and he was a really sweet man too. This is not a great Fred Willard story but, for some reason, it’s the one I always tell. We were shooting a scene for Review where Fred’s...
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Tim Robinson mocking COVID protestors. The man is a saint.
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Y’all got any of that Jesus blood ?
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38 seconds is all you need to appreciate how screwed America is: twitter.com/AmarAmarasinga…
I'm a comic who tours 3 cities/week
I also talk w 7 scientists/week on my shows
I'm in a unique position where I am using info from the scientists I talk with to figure out when to reschedule touring
I'm personally going to plan for August knowing those might cancel too 1/
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Football's greatest commentary.
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Weird. I performed at comedy clubs during the time span this “database” was being created. I even performed at some of the clubs listed. And, yet, I wasn’t included in the data. And neither were the women and POC I performed alongside. So, this is pretty poor data collection...
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New Comedy club database now available at projectccdb.com. Shows last 3 months of bookings at 55 clubs across the US with 16% women and 6% women of color.
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Winnipeg don’t sleep on this show on Thursday ! twitter.com/chrislockeworl
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It’s great people have found a new way to be dismissive and end conversations in a smug antagonizing way ! #okboomer
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He’s gonna be making an appearance at the Handsome Daughter on the 29th! twitter.com/MarkForwardd/s
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A couple weeks ago I said I was still working on being a #younglegend of standup.. I should have been clear that was as a comic, as producer I’m already there and this show will be one of the biggest I’ve ever put… instagram.com/p/B0yKkpeA55E/
How angry I look here is in direct inverse proportion to how much I actually love 😍
Thanks #Montreal for an incredible weekend of shows, every time I do this club I come home… instagram.com/p/BwAq9BtgbVp/
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#fbf cause I just got the photoset from the wedding and I think me and the lovely @edubiee both look like mob bosses in these pics (in the first one she’s my goomah and in the second I’m… instagram.com/p/Bt551J3Ayz6/
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Shoutout anyone who’s performed or watched a BATTLE ROYALE show. I’m doing one in #toronto next Monday feb 11th at 8 pm at undergroundcafe420 . I’ve got some of the best comics in the… instagram.com/p/Bteq7jsAUjf/
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Thanks to everyone in #edmonton who came out and made BATTLE ROYALE such a fun time at the , and thanks all the comics who crushed and who I stupidly forgot to get a pic… instagram.com/p/BqjVsXLAFf0/
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The picture above is from the first road gig I ever had 7 years ago at @Ramada_Dining ! Now I return this Saturday and I plan to destroy so hard they’re gonna have to take a week off (or… instagram.com/p/BppUcgVAEtE/
Tell your friends, a night of comedy as large as this dog ! instagram.com/p/Bm3WulLnWep/
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Hard to say if I’m most happy with; doing bigger headliner shows in general, how hard specifically and all the winnipeg talent crushed this most recent show, or the fact… instagram.com/p/BmxYfihnU2N/
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Tonight! We got standups from all over the world on the lineup so come to weejohnnys for a once in a lifetime show or else don’t and then later you’ll think wow my life has no point now 😮 instagram.com/p/Blfzb3AHOTG/
Facebook memories coming up big with something other than a mopey ass status update from 2009 that I regret posting. Fun fact, ran into the next summer and he did not… instagram.com/p/BkVH61xHlei/
Starting a new business, if you have a restaurant/bar in the #exchangedistrict I will round up comedians to go there so you can take black and white candids for your social media colindb.bnw #winnipeg instagram.com/p/BkRfqe6nT6m/