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Mike Drucker

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Writer for the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. Also a comedian. Previously Late Night, SNL, Nintendo, The Onion, and IGN.

Joined November 2008
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Mike Drucker ‏@MikeDrucker Sep 30

Today's Pope news is... Well, it's like getting saved by Superman and then he excuses himself to sleep with your mom.

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  • Patera Quetzal Greg Scarnici peppermint mocha Ariel Batista Emu Dark Vader Jordan Etherington Emily Rey Watson J Wielgosz Dank Maul
8:10 AM - 30 Sep 2015
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  1. Brian Acosta Arya ‏@BrianAcostaArya Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker not the first time my mom would give it up for a guy in a big hat

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  2. Andrew Preble ‏@firedude3663 Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker huh? Pope news?

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  3. Tom the Dancing Bug ‏@RubenBolling Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker http://images.sequart.org/images/ware01-660x793.jpg …

    0 retweets 0 likes
  4. Sweet & Gentle Kevin ‏@TheKevinDent Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker both of those are good things! She is dead, so she won't mind! Shit just got dark fast.

    0 retweets 0 likes
  5. Kay Testa ‏@Kaysspot Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker The pope prayed for her because she is sick.

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  6. Albert Chen ‏@trioptical Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker @GameOverGreggy It does feel like that.

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  7. Leonard Hatred ‏@parochialnimrod Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker Is he just using her or is he my new dad?

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  8. Dan J. ‏@bibowski Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker @GameOverGreggy As long as your mom is into it, what's the harm?

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  9. Ron Hansock ‏@LiftVersusDrag Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker Shia Labeouf "I totally had a cool secret meeting with the Pope too! And he made me like a Deputy Cardinal and immortal!"

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  10. McGuire richard ‏@Cop_macGuire Sep 30

    @MikeDrucker @GameOverGreggy um. Howd we no SuperMAN had a COCK. Hm?? Need sorces.

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