Americans who soothed themselves with calorie-laden comfort foods are frantically trying to slim down for the perfect office bodhttps://trib.al/wqglDCK
Congratulations. You finally found a way to do an article worse than, "Tips from people born with money on how to retire early"
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Oh oh I remember those. And the "Millenial who paid back all her student loans and bought a house before 35! You can do it too if your billionare grandma dies before you're 40!"
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Wait. Where do I find me a billionaire grandma?!!?
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Mommy bought me a house.
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They're wasting their time. Everyone knows that the perfect office bod is an incorporeal sphere which requires no nourishment or restroom breaks.
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