Honestly, a way funnier conspiracy is Bill Gates planting the “microchips in vaccines” story and then saving money by just tracking dummies talking about it on Facebook while they have their location data set to on
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BILL GATES: I need a way to track everybody ASSISTANT: Well there’s always cellphone data BILL GATES: Hm. Maybe I’ll make a virus that requires a vaccine ASSISTANT: Phones have GPS already BILL GATES: And then we inject everyone with microchips ASSISTANT: Ok but phones exist
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Or he could just read your Facebook status: "Mike Drucker is currently in his living room telling Tom Nook he loves him"
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Or buying stuff from Tommy and Timmy!!
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Why does he need to inject anything when the nanobots can just climb right in through your nose?
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Lol Your do realise some people will read this and not get it is sarcasm
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Republicans are known to use Twitter
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I wonder if anyone in this thread understands "gain of function" seems doubtful....
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