When my mom worked a double and dinner was peas, eggs, and tuna spread on toast, I remember thinking, thank god we have an au pairhttps://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1252925023310012418 …
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If your parents never paid a neighbor’s kid to babysit you in bootleg VHS tapes, I don’t know what to tell you.
It's two aus.
I believe you!
They're who you have sex with when the wife/husband aren't home.
Gold earrings
Goddamnit, Phil
seems like a lot of work. Pass
Imagine a nanny, but really an indentured servant from overseas.
Yeeeeessssshhhhhhhh
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