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Nick Searcy calls me an asskissing leftist. Blocked by Jim Bakker, Seb Gorka, James Woods, Scott Baio, Jack Posobiec & Brit Hume #Resistance #Antifa #Patriot
No patience for idiotsJoined August 2012

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How many times does this need to be explained: It's only in hindsight that we know that it took so long to clear the track In the moment, the teams knew it could go either way. Hamilton's pit wall told him "The race MIGHT not restart" Merc gambled on track position, per usual
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Replying to @DaanWmn and @fastpitstop
How many times does this need to be explained? Pitting Lewis for softs was the wrong call if the rules had been followed because it would have put him behind #HumanErrorChampion. You people really need to learn strategy before opening your mouths.
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The calls for the resignation of George Santos are growing. The former Navy Seal/Chess Grand Master/High School football star is not planning on stepping down willingly. He says he'll use his skills as a multiple black belt in multi-discipline martial arts to defend his seat.
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Nathalie has done more to boost smaller Resister accounts than anybody else on Twitter
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Spaces are working again! Come and join me right now if you want to gain more followers! You can gain followers just by listening or I can boost your account! Just go to my profile page and press my profile picture! See you there! Join me in my Space! twitter.com/i/spaces/1djGX
Remember when Elon Musk lied about holding his dying child for Twitter clout, and his ex-wife outed his lies? I have no sympathy for anyone who would use the death of a child for gain. #ElonMuskIsaGiantTurd
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Replying to @KimDotcom and @SamHarrisOrg
My firstborn child died in my arms. I felt his last heartbeat. I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, politics or fame.
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Sorry, make that 11 hours last night. Saw the triage nurse at 8 pm, by 6:45 am, it was clear that it was going to take all day. Had to bail out because I didn't come prepared for that kind of wait. Registration wouldn't give me a 30 minute window to run home for some essentials
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Second night in chairs in the er. Sat here for 9 hrs last night, never saw a caregiver except for the triage nurse. Beds are full, they don't turn you away, they just don't see you. Better prepared this time for an extended wait twitter.com/MikeDMarler/st…
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It's hysterical when Hamilton fans try to "both sides" the toxicity of the Hamilton and Verstappen fan bases. When f1 topics are trending on Twitter, 10 times out of 10, it will be insulting to Max or Red Bull. The rare occasions when Hamilton is trending, it's all praise
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Calling yourself "Whinger Spice", and then going on to cry nonstop for a year is without a doubt the biggest self-own on Twitter.
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I’d use this as my header graphic, instead of the Masi one I stole from someone else, if I could. But I can’t. As long-time followers may remember, the last time I tried to use that cursed image in my header, someone reported it as PORNOGRAPHY and got me suspended. 😭😭 twitter.com/WhingerSpice/s…
If you've really been following "around 50 years" you'll remember Japan '89, Japan '90, Adelaide and most of '94, Jerez 97, Malaysia '99, Indy '05, and more races where commercial interests or bad decisions overshadowed racing If Abu Dhabi was the last straw, why are you here?
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Replying to @dred00124
The #AbuDhabiScandal is the reason why I decided to stop following F1 after around 50 years. It is now no longer the fine sport I once admired, but a corrupt business.
TeamLH again proving how obsessed they are with Max Verstappen. They tweet more about Max than they do about the drivers they supposedly support. George Russell notched his first win, ever. All f1twt talked about was how Max finished P6 instead of P7. smh
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Replying to @Max33Verstappen @KevinMagnussen and @redbullracing
You are a spoiled prick who won your first fraudulent title with the help of Masi’s poor decision. And now you ride Newey’s coattails. Little Prick!
Max Verstappen is a happy, talented young man who is electrifying on the track, in a way we haven't seen since Ayrton Senna. Hamilton's fan base trying to make it a racist issue only solidifies my support for and Max.
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Replying to @ArtSaSch and @fia
Perhaps some #F1 officials like Max for the same reason his non-Dutch supporters do. He is a Nordic Aryan who stopped, with a little help from Masi, a 7 time Black champion from winning his 8th. Nobody likes Max for his charming personality. #BoycottRedBull @redbull
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Offended? Far from it. We're hoping Trump runs again. We love whipping his a** at the polls, and his hand-picked losers, too. Trump will destroy the GOP, and I'm here for it.
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Hopefully Trump announces he running. It's about time somebody unfucked the country and fixed all of the bonehead mistakes the Democrats have made. Also, if you're offended by this, F Joe Biden. #TrumpAnnouncement
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