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  1. 3 hours ago

    They’re not Nazis. They’re not “Activists.” Still less are they “Patriots.” They’re basically a pack of fat, white, bogan, sub-IQ males desperate for a root and entirely unaware that they are not exactly an attractive proposition.

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    14 hours ago

    At Labor’s National Conference I spoke on Murdoch as a cancer on democracy. In response, there’s been one rolling bucket of bile from the Murdoch media. & Murdoch editors refused to print any reply. My comments in today’s Fairfax

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    13 hours ago
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    Great idea! I'm an elderly lady. That fellow at the IGA checkout really annoys me.

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    Look at these figures. Over 5,000 people responded in just 16 hours. 91 per cent in favour of pill-testing! The people get this. It is only the politicians, petrified or ossified or both, who don't.

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    Jan 4
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    All I can think of looking at this is that episode of The Simpsons where Homer puts his head in the bowling ball machine and it comes out all shiny. No disrespect to Homer Simpson of course.

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    Jan 4
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    He looks like the chat potatoes I boiled tonight after I threw butter on them in the pot. He's just missing the mint.

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  7. Jan 4

    Sky By Night is so cheap-shit that ya gotta do your own TV make-up. Hence the gleaming pools of light on the potato’s head. He looks as if he’s been deep fried. Tee hee.

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    Jan 4

    Spare us. Josh has discovered emojis. Next he'll be doing videos where he walks and talks at the same time

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  9. Jan 4
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  10. Jan 4

    Absolutely. Don’t give these shitheads the notoriety they crave.

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    Jan 4

    My Mother in Law can’t even work the TV remote. No way I’m letting her near anything lethal.

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    Jan 4

    Lol. Yeah, that’s what would’ve happened. Your bud, the AG, has got an extradition request in to Turkey remember? Straw man.

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    Jan 4
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    * Elderly white lady

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 4
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    As a caring, concerned parent, I urge my children NOT to take illicit drugs. However, if they do (our kids don’t always follow our advice!), as a responsible parent I want those drugs to have been tested. Opposing pill testing is being an irresponsible parent.

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  15. Jan 4

    This is a very good point. Every elderly lady should be issued with a Glock G26 Sub Compact with the 24 cap. mag for her purse or handbag.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    Could somebody please tell the BBC Sport Cricket page that India are now playing their 4th Test against Australia, and that continuing to display the 3rd Test scorecard is a fair indication that they're not fully awake As usual...

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  17. Jan 4

    Except on the North Shore line, where everyone votes Liberal and we don’t give a...

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  18. Jan 3
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  19. Jan 3

    It’d be quite good, really, if the cricket commentators could decide whether it’s La-boos-cagney or La-boo-shayne. Perhaps someone could ask him. Shouldn’t be too hard.

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