Andrew Heaton  Ovjeren akaunt

@MightyHeaton

Comedian, snappy dresser, host of "Alienating the Audience" and "The Political Orphanage.” Tribalism is dumb. …

Los Angeles
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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. sij

    Old and awful: "left right spectrum." New hotness: "open vs closed"! Expand your mind at The Political Orphanage, full episode here:

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  2. prije 7 sati

    Feeling snazzy because so many guys at the choral group I sang with tonight commented on my strong sweatervest game!

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    6. sij

    The path of a maturing thinker. In order to get to Grown-Up Mountain and start real learning, you have to brave the cold winds of Insecure Canyon. If you're not willing to say "I don't know" for a while, you might spend your whole life on Child’s Hill.

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    6. sij

    DM: You find a large beast Player: OH MY GOD CAN I TAME IT AND USE IT AS A MOUNT!? DM: ...you know what, go ahead and roll for it.

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  5. prije 14 sati

    Term limits: yes or no? PJ O'Rourke came on my show, and he seems to have warmed up to them. Full episode of The Political Orphanage here:

    7 replies 1 proslijeđeni tweet 20 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  6. prije 14 sati

    What's everybody's prediction on how Picard plays out this season? Me: the secret Romulan group staged the attack on Mars to hate androids... for some reason.

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  7. prije 15 sati

    Look, Bernie Sanders economic policies scare me too, but what if instead of an ossified partisan duopoly smothering political outsiders we enacted Ranked Choice Voting and gave people more democratic options? Bonus: No spoilers!

    John Kerry — one of Biden's highest-profile endorsers — overheard Sunday on phone at Des Moines hotel explaining what he would have to do to enter the presidential race amid "the possibility of Bernie Sanders taking down the Democratic Party— down whole."
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  8. prije 15 sati

    I don't see John Kerry seriously contemplating any of this and believe it's based on a one-sided phone call. But... if not... I have the long face and waspy disposition to pull off a really solid John Kerry impression.

    "I am absolutely not running for President. Any report otherwise is categorically false," John Kerry tweeted.
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  9. prije 17 sati

    My high school football team was “The Antlers.” Just the antlers, not even the whole deer. What would you like to replace the name of your high school team with?

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  10. 3. velj

    Maisey Williams singing "Frozen" in the ad is cool. New acceptable commercials are as follows: Sketch comedy Showtunes

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    3. velj
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    Most Heaton tweet ever.

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  12. 3. velj

    All time best ad is Volt. Are they still around? I will buy their product if they keep making funny commercials.

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 9 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  13. 3. velj

    "Trunk Monkey" is my runner up for my all time favorite ad. Brilliant!

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  14. 3. velj

    The Ellen/Amazon Echo commercial was funny, I liked it. Because it was a sketch! Advertising people: make funny sketches and people will quit hating you and the things you make and skip over them every chance we get.

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  15. 3. velj

    Sam Elliot in an Old West dance off at the Super Bowl: shut up and take my money!

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  16. 3. velj

    Who is this joker at the halftime show wearing a friggin sweatshirt? You're a performer. There are millions of people watching. Be a professional and wear a suit. Jesus.

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  17. 3. velj

    Shoutout to whoever built the super cool LCD screen thingy at the Super Bowl! That is AWESOME

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  18. 3. velj

    Coolest part of the halftime show was when Shakira shouted "Epstein didn't kill himself!" and then dropped her microphone and walked off stage.

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  19. 3. velj

    I'm watching these emotionally manipulative, hyper-colorful oh-so-cute Super Bowl ads and beginning to understand why all you commies hate capitalism so much.

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  20. 3. velj

    Not a big football fan but I do think it's super cool that the Peyton Man of the Year Award comes with a statue of Magneto!

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  21. 2. velj

    Shout out to gyms that offer free WiFi that doesn’t actually connect to the internet! Super helpful for when I want to share spreadsheets with other people on treadmills via the Intranet.

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