Mitch Middleton

@MiddletonDreams

a middle aged, middle class white guy in middle America.

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Joined July 2016

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  1. Jan 2

    There’s a malignant fatty deposit in the Oval Office.

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  2. 23 Dec 2018

    Just a reminder, . Nothing in the Steele dossier has been proven false, while many things have been proven true. It might be smarter to .

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  3. 22 Dec 2018

    Is this what it looks like when R&D hooks up Dug’s collar to and his twitter account?

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  4. 22 Dec 2018

    It’s time.

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  5. Retweeted

    COME ON YOU GUYS LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!1!11

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  6. 21 Dec 2018

    It’s long past time.

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  7. 16 Dec 2018

    Apropos since he’s headed there for an extended vacation.

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  8. Retweeted

    (THREAD) It's time for America to discuss the SECOND Letter of Intent that Trump signed to build a Trump Tower Moscow—a Letter that was active two years earlier than the one we learned of this week and that remained active through 2017. I hope you'll read on for more and RETWEET.

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  9. 29 Nov 2018

    Do they have father-son events in prison? Asking for a friend.

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  10. 27 Nov 2018

    If you’re going to be the worst at something, you might as well go big.

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  11. Retweeted

    All I'm saying is that would be nice if Donald Trump was mad at the guys who killed Jamal Khashoggi instead of the guys who killed Osama bin Laden.

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  12. 21 Nov 2018

    Seems the bad apple doesn’t fall far from the stunted tree.

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  13. 18 Nov 2018

    The Toronto Star is tracking Trump’s bullshit. The size of the pile is impressive and continues to grow daily.

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  14. 17 Nov 2018

    They are upset about “irresponsible reporting” that she spent the night at the Cairo hotel, when in fact she spent only 6 hours there. She spent $95k. In 6 hours. Misplaced priorities perhaps?

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  15. 17 Nov 2018

    With every passing day, with every statement, this man repeated proves he’s an idiot.

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  16. 14 Nov 2018

    “If you buy a box of cereal you have a voter ID.” When’s the last time he bought a box of Froot Loops?

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  17. 12 Nov 2018

    The star-crossed lovers gaze at each other while the wiser friends observe warily.

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  18. Retweeted
    10 Nov 2018

    This is the cemetery that POTUS decided not to visit because of weather. It's not just a cemetery; it's a significant battlefield. It is here that the 2nd Division halted the German offensive & then the 26th Division drove the Germans back nine miles.

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  19. 10 Nov 2018

    Count. Every. Vote.

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  20. 9 Nov 2018

    The current occupant of the Oval Office is an embarrassment to this country.

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