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    Microsoft‏Verified account @Microsoft 20 Dec 2013

    This screenshot is making the rounds on the internet. We don’t know if it’s true, but it sure is punny.pic.twitter.com/Gez8KsMWDh

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      1. Mark P.‏ @map408psu 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft @epaps Anyone whose friends don’t see the humor in this should probably Exchange them for new ones.

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      1. Robert‏ @lightspeed_ 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft I think Jamie's contribution was the best. "lol". What a classic.

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      1. Dan Usher‏ @binarybrewery 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft good thing that you can revoke the license through Office 365 :)

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      1. Gregg Hutzler‏ @HutzlerGregg 21 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft gregghutzler01750@gmail.com window you my friend and me all if.

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      1. Анастасия Карамелька‏ @radchenkoradche 21 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft как вы ето делаете?

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      1. Andrew Crookall‏ @AndrewCrookall 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft This Callum guy is a comic genius does he have a "publisher"

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      1. Aidan.‏ @ChapwithaLaptop 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft You really should OneNote these down somewhere so we can go to a Publisher with these puns

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      1. Ethan top hand Ryan‏ @EthanRyan21 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft i think i just saw the robber run past my window might have to start

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      1. Vuyani Bob‏ @VuyaniBob 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft please develop another seacrch engine because opera mini is outdated and boring

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      1. Kieran‏ @kieran_jbrown 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft I've been in many a thread like this on reddit

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      1. izyanyazed‏ @izyanyazed 20 Dec 2013
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        "@Microsoft: This screenshot is making the rounds on the internet. We don’t know if it’s true, but it sure is punny. pic.twitter.com/SxAsVR913a"

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      1. Riv  🎃‏ @akaDirtyRiv 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft I don't see people making punny jokes with Apple products #microsoftovereverything

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      1. Silver Cloud Tech‏ @silvercloudtech 20 Dec 2013
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        .@Microsoft: This screenshot is making the rounds on the internet. We don’t know if it’s true, but it sure is punny.pic.twitter.com/PIGMUY08Kb

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      1. Cary Hutto‏ @caryhutto 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft thanks for Share(ing)thisPoint

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      1. Max Powley‏ @maxpowley 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft Definitely sharing this lync… (Sorry.)

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      1. Jason Laboy‏ @jason_laboy96 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft they are missing"I'm going to need one note of this"

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      2. Oubliette‏ @TheOubliette 20 Dec 2013
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        @Microsoft @MMOGirlKai twitter needs a "Despise" button now...

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      4. Oubliette‏ @TheOubliette 20 Dec 2013
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        @MMOGirlKai @Microsoft imagine me stabbing you with a fork, ove and over, for that one.

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      6. Oubliette‏ @TheOubliette 20 Dec 2013
        Replying to @MMOGirlKai

        @MMOGirlKai @Microsoft *glare*

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