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Just saw @noellescaggs tear up the stage in SLC with #fitzandthetantrums.

Just saw Fitz and the Tantrums live and they were amazing. The sax player was awesome, songs were great and there was so much energy.

Congratulations @DaveShumka and Abby. You guys have a great podcast. Keep being your own persons.

Just found a great Funk band that I really dig called The Meters. Thanks @waitwait.

So can we start nominating people for the death panels now?

Pig Trouble in Little China #oneletteroffmovies

Heard a story at work about horrible yeast infections resulting from teenage girls soaking tampons in alcohol to get drunk.

Today, I saw a Prius driving with a medium sized, leafy tree sticking out of the passenger window. There's going green but come on.

I have a certified letter at the USPS. I hate that. I assume it must be something bad because if it were anything good I'd get an email.

OH: Girl 1-"But he has to wear Velcro shoes." Girl 2-"So? That doesn't mean he can't be a Marine." (To an ex-Army guy, that's really funny.)

Was reminded that the fighting neighbors have argued about washing dishes before. They either need a marriage counselor or dishwasher.

Cops just came to my door to ask about domestic violence during the fight. I answered in my "I STEAL COP CARS!" t-shirt. That's good times.

The neighbors' yelling argument outside is now concerning who always cleans "the gross crockpot". I volunteer if it will stop the insanity.

After 6 months of having an anemone in my aquarium, the clownfish FINALLY realized it's there and decided to live in it. It's pretty rad.

Neighbors, 0420 is not an appropriate time to have a loud, raccous, drunken agrument outside. Oh, nevermind. I was up anyway.

Just saw an idiot try to cut inside of a city bus on a right hand turn but he lost big time.

Loved the Alan Alda 30 Rock gag about a man crying about a chicken and a baby, when he thought this was a comedy show. That was great.

I'm tired of H1N1 after a whole week of 30+ tests a night. I'm going to watch Ghostbusters which has zero swine flu, just the way I like it.

Major debate during most of the seven day work week was what makes a peanut butter cookie, the peanut butter or criss-cross fork pattern?