MicrobeGoogling

@MicroGoogling

The Google searches and lab meeting knee-slappers of microbiologists. Views are those of your microbiome.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    26. stu 2019.

    Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Mom: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Mom: Not asking for a microbial ecologist to help, are they? Me: Mom, there's an emergency Mom: I’m sure you can use “DADA2” to show their mcirobiome is really wack

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  2. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    they’re playing Purple Rain :) 💜🧫 💜🧫 💜🧫 💜🧫 💜🧫 💜🧫 bc immuno-micro love is complicated

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  3. microbes are bad bitches RT if you agree

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  4. 4. velj
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  5. 4. velj

    Dinosaurs: *die* Bacteria: It's free real estate

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  6. 2. velj

    Yall aren't real microbe fans if you're not sending tweets to your departmental listservs

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  7. 31. sij

    bUY 👏 YOUR 👏 CHEESE 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 FROM 👏 BACTERIA 👏 DO 👏 BUSINESS 👏 WITH 👏 MICROBES 👏 SHAKE 👏 THEIR 👏 FLAGELLA 👏 AND 👏 SAY NICE TO MEET YOU 👏 MICROBE 👏 LETS MAKE A DEAL 👏

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  8. 31. sij

    Days since last crime against microbes: 0

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  9. 30. sij

    also, probably a biohacker

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  10. 30. sij

    Science tech bro starter pack: - Unnecessary use of acronyms - Acronyms of commonplace phrases - Unsolicited opinions on programming languages - "Why don't you use machine learning" - No PPE while in wet lab - Shitting on methods used 15 years ago

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  11. 29. sij

    All microbes are single so why feel bad

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  12. proslijedio/la je Tweet

    how make ggplot look different enough from default that people don't recognize it

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  13. 27. sij

    ⠀ (\__/) Sulfate reducing    ⠀  (•ㅅ•) bacteria  _ノ ヽ ノ\ __ / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /   | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈 (\__/) Syntrophus    /ミ`ー―彡\ (•ㅅ•) acidtrophicus

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  14. 25. sij

    they’re applauding you :) 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 👏🦠 ur doing a great job :)

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  15. 25. sij

    they’re cultivating symbiotic relationships with the local flora :) 🌸🦠 🦠☘️ 🦠🌳 🦠🌹 🍀🦠 🦠🌱 🦠🌴 🦠🌺 🦠🌵 🦠🌴 🦠🌻 🌱🦠

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  16. 24. sij

    One of my ancestors agreed to being endocytosed by a big cell and now has free real estate in an entire taxonomic domain of life

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  17. 24. sij
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  18. 23. sij

    they’re at the microolympics :) ⚽️🦠 🇦🇺🦠 🏒🦠 🦠 🥇 🦠🏹 🏀🦠 🦠🇨🇦 🦠🏸 🥌🦠

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  19. 23. sij

    they're singing a song to the early-in-development immune cells "Don't you, forget about me" *guitar riff* *secretes nutrients*

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  20. 22. sij

    they’re in a band :) 🎷🦠 🎹🦠 🎤🦠 🎸🦠 🪕🦠 🥁🦠 🎺🦠

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  21. 21. sij

    You: I'm going to leave these dishes in the sink overnight to soak The bacteria on your dishes: Now I shall spawn an empire. My grandchildren and their grandchildren shall rule over this domain for eons. Our reach will leave no corner of this plate untouched. All will bow befor-

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