This is so funny!
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If I lived each day like it was my last, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go to work every day. Sorry colleagues and students, not that I don't love you (or tolerate you, in some instances) it's just my Last Day on Earth will be spent a little differently.
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It's always a nice excuse to ignore the consequences of your actions. Like borrowing lots of money and spending it on stupid things...
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Scheme: Get a credit card Use it to buy A TON of random shit Pay off the debt for the rest of your life Die of old age Come back to life in normal reincarnation Get another credit card Buy a car Car insurance Die in a car crash Next of kin? Your next reincarnation! MONEY BABY!
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